The Abyss {Randomness Book #2}

SPIDERMAN (WARNING: LOTS OF SPOILERS)

*points @ title*

Again

SO MUCH SPOILER FOR THIS

SO IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT

DON'T READ THIS

WHEN YOU'VE SEEN IT THO

COME BACK HERE AND WE CAN DISCUSS

THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE PROBABLY SEEN IT TODAY (on premiere day)

LET US DISCUSS

SO

LEMME GET THINGS OFF OF MY CHEST

*inHALES*

PETER IS ONLY 15

F I F T E E N

THAT'S HOW OLD I AM ATM

I THOUGHT HE WAS AT LEAST 17

BUT HOLY SHIT WHEN HE CORRECTED STARK AND SAID '15'

I NEARED SCREECHED

BC OW MY HEART

ALSO

THEY SHOWED STARK TOWER IN THE FIRST COUPLE MINUTES

AND IT WAS AFTER WHAT HAPPENED IN THE FIRST AVENGERS MOVIE

AND I WAS ABT TO CRY

THAT'S WHEN THINGS WERE GOOD BETWEEN THE TEAM

F U C C 

APPARENTLY IT'S 8 YEARS AFTER THE FIRST AVENGERS???

BUT

AVENGERS CAME OUT IN 2012

SO THAT WOULD TECHNICALLY MEAN THAT IT'D BE 2020 IN THE MCU 

BUT???? CIVIL WAR TOOK PLACE IN 2016????

SO THAT WOULD MEAN AVENGERS TOOK PLACE IN 2008 (probs near the end of '08)

WTF MARVEL

ALSO??? MENTIONS OF THE SOKOVIA ACCORDS IN ONE OF PETER'S CLASSES HAD ME ROLLING MY EYES SO HARD I THOUGHT THEY WERE GONNA ROLL INTO MY HEAD

EVERYTIME STARK SHOWED UP

I HAD TO KEEP IN MY FRUSTRATION

ok I'm out of caps now

Just,,,, peter??? My heart breaks for him??? Poor kid is only 15??? But he did so well????

Also

Little hints I got from the lines from Happy (Tony's assistant??? Idk)

He said smth abt a prototype for a new Cap shield???? And I was like: 'what??? Stark actually did that??? Bullshit'

OH

AND PEPPER AT THE END OF THE MOVIE

EVEN THOUGH I,,,, STILL SORTA HATE STARK

I'M EXCITED ABT HIS (possible??) ENGAGEMENT TO PEPPER

LIKE DAMN IT TOOK YOU TWO LONG ENOUGH FFS

ALSO???

THEY MOVED OUT OF AVENGERS TOWER????

WTF ARE THEY GONNA DO WITH IT NOW???

(*slowly writes things down in my list of marvel story/one shot ideas*)

And I have to admit

Vulture was a good villain

He's gr8

Also

Tony's kinda less of an ass but I still don't like him

He knows what he did

Also the cap cameos

I started laughing 

Like: 'Cap pls'

ALSO!!!

MICHELLE??? IS MJ????? HOLY FUCK????????

hooo boi things in the mcu are gonna get so much more interesting

Mmmkay I'm done