Goddamnit, Fanfic Writers:
Alright, I've been wanting to make a chapter about this for a while, but been to lazy to ever do it.
I READ THIS ONE FANFIC (don't remember the name) WHERE THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS WORKING OUT AND WEARING BOOTY SHORTS.
AND MITCH (this was back when I was obsessed with him) FUCKING GOT A BONER.
HE GOT A BONER THEN WENT TO HIS ROOM AND MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF HER.
OH MY GOD.
I LAUGH EVERYTIME I THINK ABOUT IT.
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE.
MITCH GOT CAUGHT, AND THE GIRL WAS ALL CHILL ABOUT IT.
SHE DIDN'T EVEN CARE.
AND THE WORST PART IS.
AFTER MITCH WAS CAUGHT, THE GIRL WAS LIKE
"Mitch probably doesn't like me.."
aRE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?
THIS BITCH.
THIS BITCH.
HE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF YOUR BOOTY SHORTS.
OF COURSE HE LIKES YOU.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.
I FELT REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE WHILST READING IT.
LIKE WHAT THE FUCK.
WHY?
A/N: If somehow, the creator of that fan fic is reading this now, I do not mean to offend you or anything. I bet your fanfic was really great.. Just a little too weird for me.
