Sleeping together.
Why do the authors always feel the need to make them sleep together?
Like, I get that it's romantic and cute but seriously?
It's always something like this:
"I'll sleep on the couch and you can sleep in my bed." He said. "THE COUCH IS UNCOMFORTABLE I DON'T WANNA RUIN YOUR DAY I CAN SLEEP ON THE COUCH!" She replied. "It's fine, I can sleep on the couch." He said. "NO I WONT LET YOU JUST LET ME SLEEP ON THE COUCH" She whined. "Well I'm not letting you sleep on the couch so I guess we're gonna have to sleep together."
That poor couch..
It's always rejected.
I honestly don't see what's wrong with sleeping on the couch.
Couches are actually really comfy.
BUT NO GOD FORBIDS SLEEPING ON THE FUCKING COUCH.
The girl should just be fucking greatful that the guy gave up his bed for you instead of maKING HIM SLEEP WITH YOU, YOU LITTLE BITCH.
And also,
"Hahah, we're just friends but I'm gonna scoot in reALLY FUCKING CLOSE AND CUDDLE WITH YOU IN BED NOTHING AWKWARD, OR WEIRD ABOUT THAT."
Like, come on just sleep on your own side of the bed instead of rubbing your bare ass body against his you sack of shit.
