[Overwatch] Boyfriend Scenarios [Drop] :))))

Chill#1

Everyone is on crack right now. (Warning: Offensive?)

Junkrat screaming in the background.

Genji: I need healing!
Mercy: Fuk off m8
Genji: cunt.

McCree: its high noon!!
Soldier 76: oh fuk not now Jesse.
McCree: yeeeehaaaaa!

Mei jumps on Reinhardt's back.
Mei: I'm Elsa motherfucker!
Reinhardt: get off me betch I'm fucking Ola.

Tobjorn: need more cocaine!
Lucio: M8 you alredy have 5 packs
Tobjorn: shut up burned chicken!
Soldier 76: racism hahagahahaha!!!!

Tracer: i luv ur titty
Widowmaker: omfg stahp
Tracer: lemme smash

Jack: yo mama let me smash ur booty
Mercy: k
Genji: wut u let him smash but won't me????
Mercy: stfu u otaku shit
Genji snogg some more cocaine: i need healing!

D.Va get in holding a bunch of MountainDew and Dorito: happy D.Va!
Jack: what the actual fuk Hana those aren't cocaine!
D.va: but they're my drugs!

Pharah flies up: cocaine rains from above!
Everybody cheers in happiness.

Zenyatta: this is inner peace.
Ana: Cash me outside how bout that.

Bastion sitting in the background asking the shit is happening.

Tracer: Mate, your a robot! How the hell you get high??
Zenyatta: did you assume my gender is robot???

Reinhardt: yo man last night i saw too titty man.
Soldier 69: the fuk?? Bitch, you were in my home yesterday.
Reinhardt: wut
Soldier 77777: get ur gay ass out here.

Hanzo: gentri, we need to talk.
Genji: k
Hanzo: i hate u
Genji: k
Hanzo: i want to kil you
Genji: k
Hanzo: anime is gay
Genji: ANGERY.

In the end,
Attack helicopter.