Speechless [RusAme Oneshots]

Snow Coffee

Part 2 of snow latte and plis I can't write smut its hard to describe

Matthew PoV

I walked home holding her hands. Her name was Irina Braginski a good sounding one for me and she also got a strong yet delicate personality. I like that a lot to be really honest. 

We decided to have a little talk at my house cause seriously, who loves public places?

"Yeah I think my brother wil-" My words were cut off when a speaker blaring and stuff thrown. 

Oh Lord please don't make a mess (but he always make one)

I take out my key and opened the door. Cheetos, sprite, pizza, and... maple syrup was everywhere, the rug stained with ketchup, windows with milk, and sofa with mixed sauces. I swear he's going to buy us a new house.

"I think your brother is like my brother on drunk mode"

"Wait, you mean Ivan B. The mafia"

"Silly, didn't you remember that was our uncle and we decided to stay out of it"

"Sorry my long term memories are bad"

"Mine too don't worry"

'CRACK'

It was a glass, broken. 

We ran to the kitchen and two grown up man was making what seems like sandwich but with an uncooked egg and 3 mango slice.

"BRO EXPLAIN THIS TO ME"

"woops... I-... DID NOTHING"

"Then what is with the living room?!"

"Sister?"

The man behind Alfred talked and looked back to Irina. I swear there was a medusa vibe around her.

"Sit. Now"

"But sis-"

"I said now"

Everyone was in my bedroom. Alfred and his friend named Ivan who turns out to be Irina's brother and apparently he came to the house right after I left and he kinda wants to eliminate me for being Irina's soulmate... OK THE FUCK

"Ivan... I know you love me so much but not to actually kill Matthew and his brother that's just wrong. Plain wrong"

"I'm sorry sis, but look at the bright side I found my soulmate Da"

"Wait wat" My mouth automatically move

So Ivan big sister a.k.a Irina is my soulmate and my big bro a.k.a Alfred is Ivan's soulmate...

Coincidence

I THINK NOT (cause thats life)

We talked a bit more and dinner rolled around. SO we decided to clean the house together and have spaghetti dinner. Alfred got a call from his cafe asking about whats up today and he just answer "same thing faith did everyday".

"U know what maybe a movie will be great", Ivan said gesturing to the clean sofa and TV

"Popcorn in the refrigerator, Matt pop em up"

"Aye Captain"

I ran to the kitchen and prepared the popcorn while Al and Irina looked for some movie. Ivan asked if we have soda or not, I say yes and he get the cups and sets up the TV and Sofa

"How bout Pacific Rim?" I heard Irina asked

"If you mean 2 people who don't know about their own robot weapons then it's Ok", I heard Al screams and I cant help but to scream

"Hey whats wrong with PR? they're awesome!"

"Yeah rite"

"Ok thats enough, How about this unopened Fantastic Beast and where to find them?"

"I'll take that", Ivan answered

"Ok FBAWTFT it is then"

We sat down and start the movie

"Logos more then 30 seconds Isn't that beautiful", Alfred spats out

To be REALLY honest we didn't use the sofa we plopped down at the carpet, turned off the light and movie night it is. Bright side Irina is sitting on my lap, while Alfred is on the shame side being in another mans lap.

A few hours later the movie is finished and then they decided to come home. Before that we arranged a double date for this weekend. Its at Al's cafe. 

"See you this weekend Matt"

"Me too Irina"

"Be dead on your way sunflower freak"

"Wish you had nightmares Burger Pig"

They walked off and Me and Al came back in

"Speaking of which did you two do anything when I was out Al?"

"Nope we just listened to some music and talk until we were bored and went dow stairs, you know what not"

"Fair nuff"

~SOME LEGENDS ARE TOLD SOME TURN TO DUST OR TO GO-~

"Yes Alfred speaking"

I sit down at the couch and wait for Alfred to finish his call

"Wait what... Dude thats amazing... Ok spare me the details tomorrow... See you at the Cafe"

He jumped in happiness and sit down beside me.

"Any news?"

"Ludwig found his soulmate"

"REALLY- I thought he will be single forever!"

"Yeah me too"

"So how did they met?"

"Come on Matt~"

"Don't spoil it thats bad!"

"Oh yeah! I completely forgot, lets safe it for another book ok?!"

"Got you that"

We both went to our own rooms and I quickly went to bed. Man what do I deserve to get a soulmate like her?

HEYYAAAA AND WT-

Eh I dont remember doing a thing, but hope u enjoy this

Tata my frundz (o fuk)