Important announcement at the end of this chapter. Okay so it's actually two.
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Cassian Andor: GUYSSSSS WHERE DID MY CAKE GOChirrut Îmwe: It died
Bodhi Rook: Just like Rogue One
Jyn Erso: 😭😭😭😩
Baze Îmwe: Lal
Rey: DATS MY LINE U *****
Baze Îmwe: Has Amirtage been teaching you how to speak?
Rey: Probably
Rey: k yes
Armitage Hux: IM GONNA RULE THE WORLD
Wilhuff Tarkin: NUH UH IM GONNA RULE THE WORLD
Roland Orzabal: EVERYBODY WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD!!!
Orson Krennic: *fanboys and dies*
Bodhi Rook: O.O
K-2SO: WASTED
Cassian Andor: but seriously WHO ATE IT
Jyn Erso: *revives Orson* I didn't
Baze Îmwe: I'm innocent
Chirrut Îmwe: What's it look like
Bodhi Rook: I didn't eat it
K-2SO: I can't eat and I don't need to dram for this line. So I'm innocent.
Orson Krennic: Bleaugh cake is gross
Galen Erso: Lyra this cake is delicious
Lyra Erso: I didn't make any cake?
Cassian Andor: GALEEEENNNNNNNN
Galen Erso: What?
Saw Gererra: You might want to start running
Cassian Andor: RAAAUUUGGGGHHHH
Galen Erso: AAHAKDJSKFKAF RAPUNZEL ANDOR IS AFTER ME!!!!
Bodhi Rook: Cassian has a frying pan with him doesn't it
K-2SO: Yerp
Ezra Bridger: Well. This chat is weird
Kanan Jarrus: It is period
Ezra Bridger: When are you going to get ur Siri fixed?
Kanan Jarrus: Why question mark what's wrong with Siri question mark
Chirrut Îmwe: She is being a little *****
Eren Jaëger: I swear the amount of cusses you guys say rival my show's
Orson Krennic: Hah!
Jyn Erso: Okay! So what should we do today?
Qui-Gon Jinn: Save Galen?
Lumíere Kenobi: Good idea.
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Rogue Txt: A Star Wars Story [#Wattys2017]
Fiksi PenggemarJyn Erso and crew have all bought phones! And they can text their sworn enemies as well and sing songs over texts..! Wait what? Prepare yourself for random references, insults, emojis, crossovers and some banthas screaming swear words all included...