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Rogue Txt: A Star Wars Story [#Wattys2017]

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Jyn Erso and crew have all bought phones! And they can text their sworn enemies as well and sing songs over texts..! Wait what? Prepare yourself for random references, insults, emojis, crossovers and some banthas screaming swear words all included...

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by derp_eyes

by derp_eyes

                                    
                                              Here is a meme by my friend thestarwarsdaily on Instagram:
                          
                            
                                
                            
                              
                                  
                              
                              
                                
                                  
                                  
                                
                              
                             
                            
                            
                              
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Jyn Erso: Anyone here?

                          Galen Erso: Hi Stardust
                          Jyn Erso: why do I have the feeling you're going to break into a song
                          Galen Erso: good idea!
                          Jyn Erso: Oh for crying out loud! You gotta learn how to keep your fingers from tapping the keyboard, Jyn!
                          Galen Erso: You are my Stardust
My only Stardust
You make me happy
When sky's are grey!
                          Jyn Erso: I hate you
                          Lyra Erso: You'll never know, Jyn
How much we love you
                          Galen and Lyra Erso: Please don't take our Stardust away!
                          Jyn Erso: WHY ARE PARENTS SO WEIRD?!!??
                          Luke Skywalker: Hey, be glad your parents didn't die!
                          Darth Vader: ...
                          Galen Erso: Everybody who wants to date Jyn! Sing the song!
                          Jyn Erso: NOOOOOOOO
                          Cassian Andor: You are my Stardust
My only Stardust
                          Orson Krennic: You make me happy
When sky's are grey!
                          Bodhi Rook: You'll never know, dear
How much I love you
                          Baze Malbus: Please don't take my Stardust away!
                          Jyn Erso: UR DEAD TO ME PAPA N MAMA
                          Lyra Erso: Okay... so we have Baze, Cassian, Bodhi, and Orson. LET'S START SHIPPING OUR DAUGHTER WITH THEM!! 
                          Galen Erso: I got the black series action figures!
                          Lyra Erso: And I got the lemons!
                          Cassian Andor: OHMIREEK U BOUGHT TOYS OF US SO YOU COULD SMASH OUR FACES TOGETHER?!??
                          Orson Krennic: O.0 That's what you guys do in your free time! I always wondered...
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Tomorrow's chapter upload will be a great day
The chat will be based off a comment from AriStoat_SK .
A new character added, AU where his dad doesn't think he sucks
That's right, it will be baby Armitage Hux!
                          Please review!