Hello everyone! So in addition to my Agent Kallus story, I'll be doing a Rogue One Texting Story over the month of December! I'll try to update it every day. Think of it like a fanfiction advent calendar I guess?
Eh, let's get on to the credit and then the story. I don't own Disney, Lucasfilms, or any partnerships with them.
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Jyn Erso: ORSON KRENNICOrson Krennic: How did you get my phone number?
Jyn Erso: Secrets. Now gimme ur super weapon plans
Orson Krennic: UR?
Jyn Erso: You're for short
Orson Krennic: I see Galen and Lyra didn't teach you manners or grammar.
Jyn Erso: B*TCH U TOOK AWAY MAH DAD WHEN I WAS 4!!!
Orson Krennic: And you left your home when you were fifteen. Don't worry, your daddy is doing fine up here.
Jyn Erso: 😡 Still hate you
Orson Krennic: As do I. And no. I'm not giving you the plans. Unless...
Jyn Erso: Wt?
Orson Krennic: Wt?
Jyn Erso: WT WERE U GOING TO SAY
Orson Krennic: What's wt?
Jyn Erso: OH MY BANTHA UR GONNA GIMME THE PLANS NOW OR I WILL SHOOT PROTON TORPEDOES INTO THAT SUPER WEAPON
Orson Krennic: I'm not going to give you the plans unless you come to the Empire side.
Jyn Erso: Then I will take them from you AND THE EMPIRE WILL FALL
Orson Krennic: Yeah yeah talk to the hand.
Jyn Erso: THE EMPIRE WILL FALL
Jyn Erso: Hello?
Jyn Erso: Krennic?
Jyn Erso: Director Krennniiiicc.
Jyn Erso: SRSLY?! UR JUST GOING TO LET THIS CONVERSATION END LIKE THAT!??
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Rogue Txt: A Star Wars Story [#Wattys2017]
FanfictionJyn Erso and crew have all bought phones! And they can text their sworn enemies as well and sing songs over texts..! Wait what? Prepare yourself for random references, insults, emojis, crossovers and some banthas screaming swear words all included...