Rogue Txt: A Star Wars Story [#Wattys2017]

May the Forth

Happy May the Forth be with you! Apparently there is a huge Star Wars Marathon on TV today that I will be missing because life happens and I AM NOT HAPPY ABOUT THAT. So I'm going to write a chapter instead.

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Count Dooku: Happy May the Forth be with you!

Anakin Skywalker: Happy May the Forth! 🎉

Qui-Gon Jinn: Happy May the Forth to everyone!

Cassian Andor: Happy May the fourth

Cassian Andor: How the heck did all of you spell fourth wrong?

Qui-Gon Jinn: ...

Anakin Skywalker: ...

Count Dooku: ...

Lyra Erso: YES CASSIAN!! YES MY BOY!!! YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION TO TAKE JYN'S HAND ANYTIME!!!

Cassian Andor: Nah. I'd rather be single.

Lyra Erso: Wait why?

Count Dooku: Wasn't that the whole purpose behind this book? To have a ship war?

Cassian Andor: Yeah but then it got to the point where Bodhi and Jyn decided they both don't want to be with me and so after the 100 chapter mark the story kind of went on to Krennic and Galen's wacky relationship

Lyra Erso... you have a point...

Cassian Andor: Are you dating anyone Lyra?

Lyra Erso: No, Leia and I couldn't work out some things so we decided the relationship was a fail.

Cassian Andor: That's too bad

Jyn Erso: HAPPY STAR WARS DAY

Bodhi Rook: STAR WARS 4 LIFE

Orson Krennic: I see what you did there.

K-2SO: Oh great. Another damned day dedicated to Star Wars

derp_eyes: Its also my Mom's birthday

Everyone: SRSLY!???

derp_eyes: Yeah but she doesn't like Star Wars so it's kind of a bust for all of us

Orson Krennic: That's a bummer

Chirrut Îmwe: Hey when are we gonna get married derp

derp_eyes: Hopefully this weekend. I've been kind of procrastinating. A/N: Seriously, go answer the R&R question on my conversations tab if you want to be part of the wedding.

Orson Krennic: Derp what are you doing on Star Wars day?

derp_eyes: Well I'm writing another chapter for Rogue TXT

derp_eyes: And graduating from my first college class

Orson Krennic: Huh. Nice.

Lyra Erso: WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE SCHOOL LASTED UNTIL JUNE!!

derp_eyes: Yeah... well things have changed

Cassian Andor: So what is everyone else doing on May the fourth?

Count Dooku: Plotting with my friend Palpy

Darth Vader: ^^

Darth Maul: ^^

Palpy: Have you ever heard the Tragedy of Darth Plagious the Wise?

Orson Krennic: Yes

Count Dooku: WAY too many times

Qui-Gon Jinn: Enlighten me

Anakin Skywalker: Guys can we just appreciate how both me and Darth are in this chat

Darth Vader: Yeah let's just appreciate that for a moment

Jyn Erso: WE DONT HAVW A MOMENT IM GONNA WATCH ALL 8 STAR WARS MOVIES WITH REY AND PADME AND LEIA AND AHSOKA

Ahsoka Tano: Girls day!

Agent Kallus: Oh yeah?! WELL IM GONNA MAKE LOVE WITH ZEB!!

Zeb Orellios: 😏

Orson Krennic: I got not plans

Cassian Andor: Me neither. I'm planning my life for tomorrow

Orson Krennic: We should just hang out then

Cassian Andor: Good idea

Bodhi Rook: KRANDDOOOOORRR

Bodhi Rook: Such a crack ship its KRANDORable

Orson Krennic: ... Force dammit Bodhi

Chirrut Îmwe: AUUSIFJAKFJAKFJWKGES

Baze Malbus: DJAKDJSKRGGD

Baze Malbus: Why do I have my last name back?

derp_eyes: Because I'm too lazy to fight auto correct

Orson Krennic: So now what?

derp_eyes: Qui-Gon and Dooku and Anakin party, Girls Star Wars marathon, Kallizeb, and Krandor. Bodhi, you and K-2SO can sass the ass off each other

Orson Krennic: And what are you doing?

derp_eyes: I'm going to school.
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Yeah... I'm out of time and have to go to class now. Sorry if this chapter feels rushed.

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