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Rogue Txt: A Star Wars Story [#Wattys2017]

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Jyn Erso and crew have all bought phones! And they can text their sworn enemies as well and sing songs over texts..! Wait what? Prepare yourself for random references, insults, emojis, crossovers and some banthas screaming swear words all included...

#bazemalbus #bodhirook #cassianandor #chirrutimwe #crack #fanfiction #galenerso #humor #jynerso #k2so #lyraerso #orsonkrennic #rogueone #texting

Baze Malbus is a Whale

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od derp_eyes

od derp_eyes

                                    
                                              Idk anymore. 
                          I don't own anything.
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Baze Malbus: GUYS IM A WHALE
                          Eren Yaeger: Duhfaq

                          Baze Malbus: Titan boy, watch closely and let me show you the magic
                          Eren Yaeger: TITAN BOY?!?
                          Baze Malbus: Just watch
                          Baze Malbus: 
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                          Eren Yaeger: That is the stupidest thing I have ever seen
                          Baze Malbus: YOU DONT UNDERSTAND TRUE ART 
                          [Baze Malbus has kicked Eren Yaeger from the group chat]
                          Baze Malbus: ORSON
                          Orson Krennic: If you show me some retarded whale picture I am going to throw you into the trash compactor. 
                          Baze Malbus: ...
                          [Baze Malbus has kicked Orson Krennic from the group chat]
                          Baze Malbus: Lyra!
                          Lyra Erso: Read what Orson said.  
                          [Baze Malbus has kicked Lyra Erso from the group chat]
                          Baze Malbus: CHIRRUT!! Look at my whale!
                          Chirrut Îmwe: That is a very nice whale
                          Baze Malbus: I haven't sent it yet
                          Chirrut Îmwe: No but it is a very nice whale
                          Jyn Erso: Chirrut ur blind
                          Chirrut Îmwe: WHALES
                          [Jyn Erso has kicked Chirrut Îmwe from the group chat]
                          Baze Malbus: JYN
                          Jyn Erso: Yes?
                          Baze Malbus: 

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                          Jyn Erso: WOW
                          Jyn Erso: THATS AMAZING
                          Baze Malbus: Yay
                          Baze Malbus: 🐋🐋🐋
                          Jyn Erso: 🐳🐳🐳🐳
                          Galen Erso: LYRA OUR CHILD IS DOING WHALE SPEAK
                          Dory: OH I CAN SPEAK WHALE!!
                          Dory: OOhhhh thiiiiissssss chaaaaatt issss weEEEEIIIIrrrdddd
                          [Baze Malbus has kicked Dory from the group chat]
                          Baze Malbus: I'm glad someone appreciates whales! Thanks Jyn
                          Jyn Erso: Np! 🐳🐋😄
                          [a long time later]
                          Cassian Andor: So you like whales, Jyn?
                          Jyn Erso: Heck no. I just said that to make him feel good
                          Saw Gererra: WHALLLESSSS
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If it does not look like a whale, blame Wattpad XD
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