Rogue Txt: A Star Wars Story [#Wattys2017]

Break It Down Again

3... 2... 1... TFF4Life probably just screamed when they saw this title. Welp, here's a chapter idea from them in the form of a parody.

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Orgun Kwennie: Guys lets do another song parody!

Eren Jaëger: Because this book is turning into just a parody texting book?

Orgun Kwennie: Well that and I want to do a parody.

Eren Jaëger: I'm sure it will be horrible.

[Orgun Kwennie has kicked Eren Jaëger from the group chat]

Baze Îmwe: A parody of what?

Orgun Kwennie: A TFF song!

Potato Turd: Nobody knows who the heck that band is

Orgun Kwennie: It's because you new generations like your disco panics, imagine fallouts and that other one. The Poe one...

Potato Turd: That's Twenty One Pilots

Cassie the Cat: I AM INSULTED

Potato Turd: Why are you insulted?

Cassie the Cat: Because Orson Krennic called FoB Imagine Fallout!

Orgun Kwennie: Whatever, Cassian. Why don't you go kiss Bodhi or some ****?

Orgun Kwennie: AND CAN WE PLEASE CHANGE OUR NAMES BACK!??

Cupcake: What song were you thinking of parodizing

Cupcake: Yes let's change our names back

[Orgun Kwennie has reset everyone's username]

Orson Krennic: A good one.

Orson Krennic: Like Break It Down Again.

K-2SO: CHA CHA REAL SLOW

Everyone: ...

Orson Krennic: Get out. This isn't The Cha Cha Slide.

K-2SO: Fine...

Galen Erso: Welp

Orson Krennic: Welp what?

Galen Erso: idk

Cassian Andor: Welp just start

Cassian Andor: Right after I google the lyrics

A/N: Okay, it's the whole thing from here out but you probably knew that already.

Cassain Andor: Break it down again

Orson Krennic: This is my plan
To build a Death Star
A giant large ball

Jyn Erso: THAT'LL DESTROY US ALL!!

Cassain Andor: When it's all finished
We will take it down

K-2SO: Ooh-oo! Oo-Ooh!

Orson Krennic: First I'll burn the Holy
City to the ground

Baze Îmwe: Ooh shoot!