KISAME - A SHARKY SENSEI

Kisame Sensei

Lady Hokage sat behind her desk, her hands folded and her eyes glaring at the tall, unusual looking man in the room. 

-YES it is necessary that YOU lead this team. And I will explain you why. 

She said more or less calmly. The man stood there like a stone statue: Tall, strong, ominous and his cold ember eyes were shining aggressively. 

-now listen up. The team consists of three girls that's true. Two of them had excellent grades... And one terrible grades.

-What do I care for their grades? You know exactly I'm not the right man. You know I didn't have any students in ages and how it ended last time. Back then I had three boys and they had problems to deal with me. Two quit and one died. I think these little girls will be scared. Are you sure they are able to take my training?! You know I won't be gentle.

Tsunade stood up her face turning slightly red in anger. She hated that he questioned her decision. Tsunade walked around the desk and towards the tall man. Standing right in front of him she hissed:

-Kisame. These small girls how you call them... They will be three excellent Kunoichi one day. They will be as good as I am. Treat them with respect.

Kisame smirked.

- why couldn't you give me at least one interesting, special student. How about you just send me out to another mission and give the Team to one of those Peace Happiness n Love dudes? 

Tsunades looked as if she was about to spit fire. This Shinobi was really annoying. Sure he was one of the strongest men in the entire country and known ninja world but he had trouble following orders and it was always a big deal to get him to do anything he didnt want. She hated his Alpha behavior and his domineering way. Besides that he was very bloodthirsty and only took on dangerous missions with the chance to shed some blood. And then there was his attitude. He had a problem with female authority or authority in general. He seemed to not really accept her even though she was a legendary Sanin and there was nothing Tsunade hated more than people not respecting her. Kisame always smirked at her and talked in his low commanding voice, he never bowed or did anything to show respect and his loyalty. Tsunade felt like exploding. There he stood, two meters tall, smirking down at her, his arms crossed, his back straight and his white cold shark eyes cold as ever. This man was danger itself. If he got out of control even she would need some help. Kisame was as strong as a tailed Beast beside not being one. But this mission was mainly about gaining control over this dangerous Shinobi. He always caused trouble, slaughtered people, never took hostages and was very incompetent in working in a team. Besides this he always caused trouble in the cities, ravaging whores and beating up drunk people. She had to get him under control. There were way too many complains. Having him work with three girls would teach him maybe. Besides that she finally had found the opportunity to put a leash on him. 

- DONT YOU GIVE ME THAT SMIRK! all three of them are special! Yumi had the best grades of the year. Utano has amazing skills and the one with the bad grades... She's the last female member of her clan and her skills are unknown. Her kekkei genkai might be one of the rarest and strongest in the world and you can teach her how to be an amazing Kunoichi. 

Tsunade walked back behind her desk and let herself fall in her chair. She leaned back and took a deep breath. 

-by the way. Keep an eye on that girl will you?! Her kekkei genkai is strong and rare. Make sure nothing happens to her. If something happens to her I will PERSONALLY stick you into the deepest dungeon and feed you shark fin soup three times a day!

Kisame smirked.

-so I'm not even a Sensei... I'm a baby sitter ... Do you mean to humble me by this? See, Hokage, I might even do this but you can go fuck yourself if there is any special mission of anything you'd need me for as long as im stuck with these three chicks.