Rogue Txt: A Star Wars Story [#Wattys2017]

Story Time!

Chirrut Îmwe: Orson and make

K-2SO: Jynnic! ;)

Jyn Erso: (I hate you Kay)

K-2SO: (The feeling's mutual)

Bodhi Rook: (Kay two more words)

K-2SO: Then K-2SO

Bodhi Rook: Freed himself from

Baze Îmwe: The turd and

Jyn Erso: Fell in mud

Orson Krennic: Along with Jyn

Cassian Andor: who was stuck

Chirrut Îmwe: Face first and

K-2SO: Suffocating to death.

Bodhi Rook: And then Bodhi

Baze Îmwe: Made Pilot² because

Jyn Erso: He banged Solo

Everyone: (WHAT THE ACTUAL DEATH STAR)

Jyn Erso: (Hey! They're both pilots!)

Orson Krennic: But Jassian died

Cassian Andor: So did Galennic

Chirrut Îmwe: So did Cassitubby

K-2SO: So did Jyn.

Bodhi Rook: And then Baze

Baze Îmwe: Said "Oh Chirrut!"

Jyn Erso: "Be my turd!"

Orson Krennic: (What is it with you and turds?)

Orson Krennic: And Chirrut said

Cassian Andor: "I will be"

Chirrut Îmwe: "Your turd forever!"

K-2SO: Then they banged.

Bodhi Rook: Meanwhile Orson was

Baze Îmwe: Not a turd

Jyn Erso: Except he was.

Orson Krennic: A glorious turd!

Cassian Andor: And then Cassian

Chirrut Îmwe: Said "The heck!"

K-2SO: "I didn't join"

Bodhi Rook: "The rebellion for"

Baze Îmwe: "All this reekshite!"

Jyn Erso: "But you did!"

Orson Krennic: said Turdy Jyn.

Cassian Andor: And then Orson

Chirrut Îmwe: Said very loudly

K-2SO: "Y'ALL DUMB MOTHMAFORCERS!!"

Bodhi Rook: "You're so immature!"

Baze Îmwe: "Don't deny it!"

Jyn Erso: Orson's immature too!

Orson Krennic: DO NOT USE

Cassian Andor: THE TURDY JYN

Jyn Erso: (Really Cass?)

Chirrut Îmwe: NAME IN VAIN!!!

Chirrut Îmwe: (Cassian said the Force's right?)

Orson Krennic: (Oh totally.)

K-2SO: So then the

Bodhi Rook: Rogue 6 went

Orson Krennic: (What about me?)

Baze Îmwe: To see whales