Jef was walk in in da wuuds, til sih eye s noticed a pear of familiar flapping ass cheeks.
"(Y/N) CHUN!"
(Y/N) churned their head 1200 degrees, "da faq yo wunt biatch"
Jef replied, "(Y/N) chun, I shoud of done this many seconds ago" he sed as he got on one kneh.
"Jef cunt..."
Jeff then pulled out a magical golden dildo worth a buck and two sluts. "Be mah wifu (Y/N) cun"
"I cunt" she cried dramatically,
"Wy!?" Jef cried
E.J. then wrapped his burrito around (Y/n), "cuz she's my wifu
"NUUUU" Jef cried
"No one cunt treat meh better like ya" (Y/N)churn siad as E.J. and Churn started to make out with Jef disgusted
"STAHP?" Jef yelled
They luked at him in annoyance, then Jef pulled out two sets of eyeballs.
"MAH BALLS" Jeck gasped "GIVE ME MAH BALLS?"
"GIVE MEH MY WIFU" Jef smirked,
Jeck then pulled a whole barrel of holy water out of his ass, "OVER MY DEAD BODY SINNER"
Jef gasped dramatically
"GIVE ME MAH BALLS SLUT"
"WHEN MY WIFU SHOVED A LEGO TOWER UP YOUR ASS"
The boys continued to fight ass (Y/N) walked away from to scene to a kawaii suhoi limazine, the window rolled down.
It was Russia.
"Get in loser we're going to invade China"
"Yes Pepsi 😩🙌
And they were never seen again, fo Jeck and Jef fight till this day, over who gets there balls or wifu
Russia is the true mister steal yo girl
Kolkolkol
The End
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Gotta love the edginess
I was inspired by a one shot I read
I forgot who it was tho
I'm sorry
And everything is spelled incorrect on purpose
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