Zalgo: *reading* *phone rings* *looks at screen*
A call from Angel
Zalgo: -*sighs* Hello?
Angel: Hey man! How've you been?!
Zalgo: Fine.
Angel: Ya wanna come over?
Zalgo: Na, I gotta work in an hour
Angel: Ok, well I can come over
Zalgo: Na, I'm taking a nap.
Angel: Oh... Well... I don't know if you heard this but.. Eh... My girlfriend broke up with me, and she locked me outside.
Zalgo: mh-hm
Angel: And I need some help to get some stuff out
Zalgo: I don't think I'm going to be able do that today.
Angel: There's like a lot of stuff man.
Zalgo: *sighs* leave me alone...
Angel: What was that?
Zalgo: I said leave me alone...
Angel: *gasp* Dude, that hurt
Zalgo: Well at least I'm not being a dick!
Angel: I'm not the dick here! All I want for you is to hang out with me!
Zalgo: No!
Angel: if you don't fucking come over I'll tell everyone you shit your pant's at the party last friday
Zalgo: -.-
Angel: So you wanna come over?
Zalgo: I'll be there...
Angel: Okay! See ya! *hangs up*
Zalgo: *drops phone*
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