Day 2: Terrain

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"You bet these are the best goddamn all-terrain tires you'll find anywhere. Trust me on this. I'm not someone who tells a lie--do I look like I'd tell you a lie buddy? And guess what, I'm gonna give you the best deal in town you can find. If you buy them all today and get them on, I'll give you the best damn deal and I'm so not shitting you man. If you purchase a minimum of 4 tires today I'll give you a really low price and a date my daughter. Do we have a deal sir? I knew you'd be happy with that deal. Thanks for your business."

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