Rogue Txt: A Star Wars Story [#Wattys2017]

Dannibal

Gaylen: No. I am not.

Kaecilius: *face palm* really Hanny

Hannibal Lecter: Don't call me Hanny if you want to live

Orson Krennic: OH MY BANTHA STOP BLOWIG UP MY PHONE YOU DAMNED ROGUE 6

Everyone: ...

Gaylen: Lyra would be triggered with your terrible spelling and grammar

Orson Krennic: Since when did you care?

Gaylen: I don't. I'm just saying

Hannibal Lecter: Grammar is terrible

Sheriff of Nottingham: Grammar should be outlawed

Kaecilius: Grammar is unnecessary

Danny Rayburn: I don't care

Orson Krennic: ... Galen who the heck are these people

Gaylen: They just appeared. Idk

Kaecilius: I'm a guy who messes with dimensions

Sheriff of Nottingham: I'm someone who wants to arrest Robin Hood

Hannibal Lecter: I'm a psychiatrist who probably needs a psychiatrist of my own

Danny Rayburn: I'm from Florida and a ****** up family

Hannibal Lecter: OMG GALEN ARE YOU GALEN OF PERGAMON THE PHYSICIAN?!!??

Gaylen: NO!!

Orson Krennic: It's Galen Erso if you're wondering.

Danny Rayburn: Isn't he that Star Wars guy?

Orson Krennic: Yep.

Danny Rayburn: Wait a second... aren't you Star Wars?

Orson Krennic: Yep.

Danny Rayburn: How the heck are you talking to me and aware that you're in Star Wars?

Orson Krennic: How are you talking to me and aware that you're in the Milky Way?

Kaecilius: OOOH SNAP

Sheriff of Nottingham: BURNNN

Hannibal Lecter: GALEN CAN I HAVE THE DEATH STAR!???

Gaylen: Why?

Hannibal Lecter: ITS EVERYTHING THAT I HAVE EVER WANTED

Orson Krennic: IT'S MY DEATH STAR!!

Hannibal Lecter: Can I please have it?

Orson Krennic: What would you use it for?

Hannibal Lecter: To blow up stuff

Orson Krennic: ...

Hannibal Lecter: ILL BLOW UP EVERYTHING THAT I DISLIKE AND THEN I CAN BE THE RULER OF THE WORLD!!!