Mutual(s) Admiration || hyunghyuk || side! kiho ; jookyun [hiatus]

2. kkukkung who

a/n: they're in somewhere like kkt now or whatever chat app, not Twitter lmao

hyungwon's wife: hey frog

kermit: what

hyungwon's wife: you never told me you liked monsta x too

kermit: u never asked???

hyungwon's wife: not the point

kermit: youre not my mom lol

hyungwon's wife: im not angry at the fact that u never told me such vital information

kermit: then why are you angry what did i do to deserve your moodswings

hyungwon's wife: ok first of all, go to hell you deserve all my moodswings you shit

hyungwon's wife: second WHY ARE U FRIENDS WITH MY KKUKKUNG

kermit: you cant control who i can be friends with thats not how chat relationships work

kermit: second, he likes jooheon too

kermit: thirs, i dont mean to be harsh but as far as i know you and kkukkung are still not on chatting terms because of your prideful self

kermit: third*

kermit: just say you're sorry god damn it

kermit: it's annoying always having to deal with your whining

kermit: im already exhausted with you and we've only chatted for what, 3 days?? no wonder with kkukkung

hyungwon's wife: ok ok stop now I get the point stOP TORTURING ME

hyungwon's wife: i always forget your level of savagery

hyungwon's wife: why am i even talking to you

kermit: maybe because this frog is the only one who listens to your pitiful whines and actually says sensible things

hyungwon's wife: oh no, wait i know now why im still talking to you

hyungwon's wife: i like your memes

kermit: huh makes sense

kermit: what doesnt make sense is your baseless pride

hyungwon's wife: i sent kkukkung a message

kermit: when will you actually make effort to maintain relationships

kermit: wait you did???

hyungwon's wife: yes i did you bitch who keeps talking like you know me all my sorrowful life

kermit: ok sorry i guess that was rude

kermit: sorry

hyungwon's wife: it's fine

hyungwon's wife changed kermit's name to 'bitch'.

hyungwon's wife: im not angry it's ok

bitch: ...

bitch: i feel bad..?

hyungwon's wife: you're forgiven

hyungwon's wife: as long as you don't make kkukkung your best friend

bitch: why not??

hyungwon's wife: because kkukkung is my first favorite person

hyungwon's wife: even if im not his first favorite person

hyungwon's wife: i dont think ill be able to accept it if u become his favorite person

bitch: oh