Ch 16 ~ Perrie on a skateboard?!?

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Jades Penguin--I MEAN POV

I'm texting Lou right now.

From Jade to Louis:

"I can't get up Perrie won't let me. She's watching me like a hawk."

To Jade from Louis:

"Then just go like 'Waddle Waddle I'm a pissy penguin Waddle Waddle.' "

From Jade to Louis.

"YOU'RE SO IMMATURE! :'D LMAO BYE LOUIS."

To Jade from Louis:

"BYEE JADEY."

Wow me and Louis are so random. And immature.

THE NEXT DAYYY

"I'm the king of Sass from Doncaster." Said Louis. "YOU'RE ALL MY BITCHES."

"Shut up Lou the only bitch here is you." Said Niall.

I couldn't help my laugh my face off, I see everyone else except Louis felt the same.

"BURRNNNN." Said Harry.

"Fuck you sentimental bitches." Said Louis.

"DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT SENTIMENTAL MEANS?!?" Liam yelled.

"No... But fuck grammar ya' know what I mean?" Louis told Liam.

"Sass Master from Doncaster has done it again." Leigh Anne yelled and we all started laughing.

(AN: SASS MASTER FROM FUCKING DONCASTER? I THINK I'VE GONE ONE DIRECTION MENTAL.)

"Fuck my life." Said Zayn.

"WOAHHH ZAYN YOU'RE IN QUITE A MOOD TODAY." I yelled.

"Yeah, I put silly string in his hair and now he's acting like a fucked up bitch." Said Louis.

"OKAY THIS HAIR DOES NOT GET LIKE THIS NATURALLY OKAY?" Said Zayn.

"Zayn you're such a bitch!" Said Lilliana, chuckling.

"Awwwe Lilli thank you." Said Zayn.

"Anyways, I was wondering if we could all go to the skate park?" Lilliana asked.

Lilliana's POV

"We have an interview today." Said Jade.

"All of you?" I asked.

"Yes." Answered Louis.

"Why am I not fucking famous." I yelled and threw my skateboard on the ground, playing around with everyone and shouting.

"You can come with us, sentimental bitch." Said Jade and laughed.

"THE ONLY SENTIMENTAL BITCH IN THIS ROOM IS THE FUCKING CAT." I yelled and walked away like a boss.

AT THE INTERVIEW______

Jades POV

"So, I heard you two lovebirds have broken up and gotten together several times. What was that all about?" Asked the interviewer.

"It's complicated. But it's not me, it's that bitch Eleanor." I said.

"I heard Eleanor got arrested. How do you feel about that Louis?"

"I am honestly great full that Eleanor can never hurt me and Jade ever again." Louis said.

The crowd awwed.

"That's adorable!" Said Perrie.

"Indeed it is. Say, Perrie can we get a close-up on your wedding ring?" Asked Haley, the interviewer.

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