Percy Jackson One-Shots and Headcannons

Chapter 12

Nico's morning routine:
To Percy: Fuck you.
To Annabeth: Fuck you
To Jason: Fuck you
To Frank: Fuck you
To Hazel: Morning sis, now please fuck off.
To Piper: Fuck you
To Will: Fuck me
To Calypso: Who the fuck are you?!
To Leo: Fuck yo- WAIT YOU ARE ALIVE?!?!

*Percy rushes to Annabeth for a plan for Capture the Flag*
Percy: Annabeth! I need your help. I need a plan.
Annabeth: *breeze flows back her hair*
*slowly puts on sunglasses*
*takes out mini notepad*
*flips open mini notepad dramatically*
I have a plan...
Percy: ...
Percy: Are you going to do this every time we need a plan?

Percy and Annabeth: *walks into camp all beaten up*
Leo: Did you see monsters?
Piper: What happened?
Annabeth: *glares at Percy*
Percy: *avoids Annabeths glare and blushes*
Annabeth: Percy and I were driving and there was a deer in the road. Percy didn't see it so I said 'Percy, deer'. Do you want to tell them what you said?
Percy: *blushes harder* 'Yes honey?'