Person: YOU'VE BEEN READING FOR SIX HOURS STRAIGHT!!
Me: So?
Me: Guy's... I know what to do with the people who don't like Percy Jackson!!
Me: Hunger Games! Yaaaay!!
(When Annabeth saw Percy's praetor robe)
Annabeth: This is a hobo suit, darling. You can't be seen in this. I won't allow it!!
Loser: I don't like Percy Jacks-
Me: You wanna finish that sentence?
For Halloween, the gods and goddesses dressed up as the children. Zeus even got a blond wig the exact same color as Jason's hair, and Athena attempted to make her own camp half-blood necklace, one to match Annabeth's. Nobody told Poseidon about the costume theme, so he turned up to the party dressed as Nemo.
To 'please' their mother, the Iris cabin often ran around camp throwing skittles at other campers, yelling, "IN THE NAME OF IRIS, TASTE THE RAINBOW!" Most campers hid in their cabins, naming the event the 'Dreaded Rainbow Hour.'
Demigods formulating a plan:
What a dumb idea,
Do it!
Percy as a cop:
I bet you're wondering why I pulled you over. Well, you see you have a dog and I was wondering if I could pet it.
Percy when he uncaps Riptide:
OMFG(Oh my fucking Gods)!!!IT'S NOT JUST A PEN!!
YOU ARE READING
Percy Jackson One-Shots and Headcannons
HumorThis book is full of hilarious one-shots and headcannons.
