Idiot: I love Percy Jackson! I totally ship, PERCY AND CLARRISE!! Me: *Holding the door open* LEAVE!
Jerk: I hope all of your favorite fictional characters die. Me: You know what I hope? Let you fall into Tartarus, get killed in the hunger games, get shot by a Dauntless, and get Demon Pox! Me: I win!
*Percy and Annabeth texting* Percy: Hey Wise Girl Annabeth: Percy what do you want? Percy: Just to tell you that I love you Annabeth: Percy I'm in the middle of a battle and you text me just say that you love me?! Percy: Yes.
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I wonder if it can erase the Percy Jackson movies.
Percy: Why am I sweating? Percy you probably smell really bad. I can't calm down. Try to calm down, I can't, I'm to nervous. Just don't get nervous Percy. It's just proposing. It's not that big. Yeah, it's not that big it's huge. Gigantic. OK, now it's OK to get nervous!
Idiot: Octavian is the best character in the ser- Me: *slaps him* Everybody hates Octavian! Deal with it! Idiot: Caleo is not going to w- Me: Don't you dare mess with my OTP!! Idiot: Percabeth won't survive Tartaru- Me: Read The House of Hades you bitch!!! Idiot: Jason Grace is better than Percy Jac- Me: Percy was offered immortality! Beat that!
