Percy Jackson One-Shots and Headcannons

Chapter 4

To the seven: Kiss the hottest person in the room.
Percy: *kisses Annabeth*
Jason: *kisses Piper*
Frank: *kisses Hazel*
Leo: *kisses mirror*

To the gods: Calypso?
Zeus: Oh yeah! Calypso! The girl we promised we would free but never did! Oops...
Hades: See, if I was the king of the gods, I would have made Calypso a flower crown out of bones and offered her a place up here on Olympus.
Calypso: No thank you, Lord Hades.
Hades: Look at this respect. She said, Lord Hades. Nico, why can't you say that?
Nico: I do what I want.
Hera: Let me try! Calypso, braid my hair!
Calypso: No, your highness.
Hera: YOUR HIGHNESS! THIS IS GREAT!
Hephaestus: Calypso! Kick Hera!
Calypso: No, your honor.
Hephaestus: Wow, we really should keep calypso here up on Olympus after all!
Poseidon: I what she'll call me!
Poseidon: Calypso! Eat dirt!
Calypso: No thank you, your majesty.
Poseidon: PERCY I HOPE YOU HEARD THAT, SHE CALLED ME YOUR MAJESTY YOU SHOULD TAKE SOME NOTES!!
Apollo: Calypso! Listen to one of my Haikus!
Calypso: YEAH BYE!!!

Percy: Blue is my color
Jason: Then why isn't it your eye-color?
Percy:
Annabeth:
Piper:
Hazel:
Nico:
Frank: Jason...
Frank: Do you realize what you've done?
Jason: What-
Percy: *jumps on Jason*
Percy: HOW DARE YOU!!
Percy: I WAS BORN THIS WAY!! AND GUESS WHAT I AM BEAUTIFUL!! I AM A LUSCIOUS, VOLUPTUOS PIECE OF LEMON CHICKEN DIPPED IN BLUE AND I AM BETTER THAN YOU!!!
Frank: Percy. Inhale, exhale.
Percy: *hugs pillow pet* NO!
Frank: We've been through this.
Percy: Jason bullied me!
Percy: I HOPE YOUR EARBUD CORDS GET TANGLED FOREVER!!

Person: In god we trust.
Me: No, it's not in God we trust, it's in demigods we trust.