Percy Jackson One-Shots and Headcannons

Chapter 7

Percy: Annabeth, will you marry me?
Annabeth: Percy, I'm already engaged.*sly smile*
Percy: WHAT!?!? Who asked you?! I'm gonna kill him!!!
Annabeth: You can try but you'll get hurt.
Percy: WHO IS THIS GUY!?!?!?
Annabeth: *laughs* It's you, Seaweed Brain.
Percy: Huh?
Annabeth: We've been engaged since we were twelve. You know, throwing an apple at a girl in Greece is a proposal, right?
Percy: Oh, um, well don't you want the ring?
Annabeth: ...
Annabeth: Yes.

To Percy: Fish and Chips?
Percy: NO. I mean who eats fish with chips? I love their accents and everything, but where is the logic in this???
Annabeth: Percy-
Percy: FISH.
Annabeth: It's not-
Percy: WITH CHIPS.
Annabeth: Listen to me-
Percy: WHY.
Percy: First of all you shouldn't be eating fish at all. Fish are friends, not food.
Annabeth: Sometimes, they aren't friends.
Percy: OK, so? That doesn't mean you can eat them just because they aren't friends with you.
Annabeth: PERCY LISTEN TO ME-
Percy: NO! NOBODY EATS THEIR FRIENDS!
Percy: THAT'S SO IMPOLITE!
Percy: ANNABETH, WOULD YOU EAT PIPER IF SHE INSULTED ALL YOUR FAVORITE BOOKS?
Annabeth:
Annabeth:
Annabeth: Should I be completely honest?

"Hey, Percy," Annabeth called,"Can you get me some fruit?" It was dinner time at camp half blood but the 25-year old daughter of Athena was busy working on the last few touches to the newly reconstructed Olympus.
Her boyfriend simply grabbed a bright red apple and tossed it to her from across the pavilion not even bothering to stop his conversation with Jason about the new wing of cabins. Annabeth caught it and all the chattering demigods in the hall went silent.
"Um, Percy," she said nervously,"Didn't I tell you that throwing an apple to a girl in ancient Greece means a marriage proposal?"
Percy had a huge smile stretched across his face. "Of course Wise girl, do you want the ring too?

To Thalia: Do you ship Thaleo, Thalico, or Thaluke?
Thalia: What? I don't ship Thalico or Thaleo cuz-
Percy: Cuz you love<3 Lukey!!
Annabeth: Yeah and u only ship Thaluke! U know it!!
Thalia: What I'm trying to say is-
Percy: That you love Luke!!<3
Anabeth: And you can't ship Thalico or Thaleo cuz...
Jason: Cuz you ship Thaluke!!!
Thalia: Oh no, not you too!
Jason: Oh yes, PEASANT!!
Thalia: Excuse me?
Jason: Sorry sis, I meant Your Majesty.
Thalia: But the reason I-
Annabeth: Don't ship Thaleo or Thalico is because you ship Thaluke. I'm glad you brought that up Thalia.
Thalia: I'm saying that I-
Percy: Ship Thaluke. Case closed.

The Percy Jackson Books:
Percy Jackson and Oh Shit My Mom is Gone
Percy Jackson and Oh Shit Grover is Gone
Percy Jackson and Oh Shit Annabeth is Gone
Percy Jackson and Oh Shit Nico is Gone
Percy Jackson and Oh Shit My Innocence is Gone
Percy Jackson and Oh Shit I'm Gone
Percy Jackson and Oh Shit Death is Gone
Percy Jackson and Oh Shit Annabeth is Gone (the sequel)
Percy Jackson and Oh Shit Me and Annabeth are Gone
Percy Jackson and Oh Shit the Plot is Gone