WTF ZEUS

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~1:55~

Bopha: *Sleeping*

Zeus: *Shows up out of nowhere drunk as fuck, half-naked* Bopha

Bopha: *Wakes up* What the fuck are you doing here?

Zeus: I killed someone with my dick before

Bopha: Okay...

Zeus: Do you wanna have sex?

Bopha:...Give me one moment *Checks drawers for condoms, under her bed for sex toys and looks at her Chinese calendar* Okay let's do this

Zeus: *Jumps into bed with her*















*When morning came Chanvatey, Bopha's mom, whooped Bopha's ass for fucking too loudly*

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