~1:55~
Bopha: *Sleeping*
Zeus: *Shows up out of nowhere drunk as fuck, half-naked* Bopha
Bopha: *Wakes up* What the fuck are you doing here?
Zeus: I killed someone with my dick before
Bopha: Okay...
Zeus: Do you wanna have sex?
Bopha:...Give me one moment *Checks drawers for condoms, under her bed for sex toys and looks at her Chinese calendar* Okay let's do this
Zeus: *Jumps into bed with her*
*When morning came Chanvatey, Bopha's mom, whooped Bopha's ass for fucking too loudly*
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