Misfit Adventures pert thwee

Dumb puns and lines

My dick is like Pocky: You start at the flavored tip

I must be a Killer Queen because I gave someone a Sheer Heart Attack

Don't worry I don't need a S/O I have me (holds up index finger), myself (holds up middle finger) and I (holds up ring finger)

Damn I must be a Queen because Another One Bites The Dust

Remember with hookers Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap