Remember during The Last Olympian, Clarisse lost her shit over Silena's death? Well I thought about and said to myself while stuffing my face with bagels "What would look like if one of the Big Three kids lost their shit?" Well...
Children of Zeus/Jupiter: Forget a fucking umbrella, when you cause a Child of Zeus to get that fucking angry prepare for a lightning+thunder storm where no one fucking lives.
Children of Poseidon/Neptune: Bitch you better know how to swim and how to hold your breath for 30 minutes because a kid of Poseidon will down your ass with a tsunami the size of Russia.
Children of Hades/Pluto: MOTHA FUCKA a call for Jesus, Allah, Buddha(s), or any gods from all religions will not save you from the wrath of Hades' spawn. Bitches will summon, metals, gems, dead people, fallen armies, monsters, daemons, Alucard Freddie Krueger, Babadook, and Dio Brando. The last four are jokes but that's besides the point, theses fuckers will summon all under the control of their father to kill you and summon large demonic hands to chase after your ass that will not stop until they slice you to ribbons
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General FictionGUESS WHO'S BACK BABY Damn Neda back at it again
