Jyn Erso: u don't need to pretend. I've seen it
Cassian Andor: I am so confused
Jyn Erso; I know. I'll let you figure it out yourself. Just don't be afraid to come to me and tell me what you feel
Jyn Erso: I suppose it's the only way
Cassian Andor: Jyn I have no idea what you're talking about
Jyn Erso: I'm sure you do
Cassian Andor: Well then enlighten me
Jyn Erso: You've had the hots for Bodhi ever since this chat started
Cassian Andor: WHAT?!?
Cassian Andor: THATS NOT TRUE IM MARRIED TO YOU!!
Jyn Erso: We got drunk and married each other, similar to how Krennic and I ended up married
Jyn Erso: Remember?
Cassian Andor: No
Jyn Erso: Welp that's what happened because I was on the brink of losing any slight trace of soberness and I remember. Meanwhile you were 120% Sober free
Cassian Andor: Jyn I merely wanted to talk about going out for a nice evening to strengthen our relationship
Cassian Andor: Even if I did have the hots for Bodhi he'd probably reject me considering all the times I've turned him down
Jyn Erso: Srsly? That's it?
Cassian Andor: Well... we could do more after dinner ;)
Jyn Erso: Cass ur the best
Cassian Andor: I know
Jyn Erso: where are we going?
Cassian Andor: Somewhere secret. Get ready and I'll swing by and pick you up
Jyn Erso: :)
Saw Gererra: JASSIAN IS COMING UNDONE
Cassian Andor: What the
Jyn Erso: SAW GET OUT
Saw Gererra: I was referring to Jabba and Cassian
K-2SO: Help me!! Galen's being a stupid monkey again and hanging off my arms.
Saw Gererra: I'll bet that's hilarious
Cassian Andor: Can we ever get a break from you guys??
Lyra Erso: No Jyn's boyfriend you cannot
Cassian Andor: I HAVE A NAME!!!
Lyra Erso: GALEN!! THIS IS MY PHONE!! GO GET YOUR OWN!!
Orson Krennic: What the heck is going on?
Jyn Erso: Search me
K-2SO: *starts patting down Jyn*
Jyn Erso: WTBANTHA KAY
K-2SO: I am searching you. Duh
Chirrut Malbus: HFWNDKWKALD
Orson Krennic: We ruined a Jassian moment, didn't we?
Cassian Andor: INDEED
[Lyra Erso has added Galen Erso to the group chat]
Lyra Erso: Happy, Galen?
Galen Erso: :):):):) Thank u Lyra
Lyra Erso: Now if you'll excuse me, I have a date to go to. Good luck, Jyn. Don't let Cassian bring you to a dump restaurant!
Jyn Erso: Wait Mama where ru going
Lyra Erso: On a date.
Orson Krennic: With who?
Leia Organa: Me
Luke Skywalker: MY SISTER IS DATING!!???
Han Solo: You are too
K-2SO: Duh
Luke Skywalker: oh yeah. Duh
Han Solo: *facepalm*
Agent Kallus: Well this chapter lost its pure Jassian tone
Cassian Andor: Indeed
Thrawn: Kallus why are you still called Agent Kallus?
Agent Kallus: Ummmm
Thrawn: I will rename you
[Thrawn has changed Agent Kallus's name to
SuperKallusfragilisticexpialidocious]SuperKallusfragilisticexpialidocious: Srsly?
Orson Krennic: HAHAHAHAHHA!!!
Cassian Andor: Daheck
Jyn Erso: U GUYS ARE ALL RUINIG THE NICE JASSIAN STUFF
Chirrut Malbus: Yeah sorry
Bodhi Rook: Well I'm so sorry that is happening to you. I can't IMAGINE what that feels like
SuperKallusfragilisticexpialidocious: Thrawn why
Thrawn: It's funny
Galen Erso: Is there five conversations going on at the same time
Baze Îmwe: GUYS I MADE A JYN WHALE AND A CASSIAN WHALE
Baze Îmwe: NOW I CAN PLAY JASSIAN WITH THEM
Cassian Andor: OMG
Jyn Erso: WTREEK
Chirrut Malbus: PpHnsa lefsjdbmakenjassiakamhappen
K-2SO: Chirrut says 'Let's make Jassian happen'
Orson Krennic: Why focus on Jassian when you can focus on GALENNIC??
Galen Erso: YASSSS
Jyn Erso: EVERYBODY QUIET!!
[Jyn Erso has kicked out everyone from the group chat]
[Jyn Erso has added Cassian Andor to the group chat]
Jyn Erso: Sorry meatball
Cassian Andor: It's fine
Jyn Erso: So tonight? You and me?
Cassian Andor: You, me, dinner ;)
Jyn Erso: Sounds good!
Orson Krennic: JYN HOW ARE YOU IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH FOOD?!? HOW CAN YOU TWO MAKE A THREESOME WITH FOOD?
Cassian Andor: How did u get back in
Orson Krennic: By being awesome.
Cassian Andor: The stupidity from you that we are dealing with here is immeasurable
Orson Krennic: What's this? Trying to make one pun feel like one hundred?
Cassian Andor: AAARRRUUGGFHHH U ARE ALL GONNA DRIVE ME INSANE
[Cassian Andor has kicked himself from the group chat]
Jyn Erso: YOU GUYS DROVE CASSIAN INSANE!!!
Jyn Erso: MY POOR MEATBALL!!
Jyn Erso: I WILL GO CURE HIM OF HIS INSANITY!!!
[a few minutes later]
Jyn Erso: Done!
SuperKallusfragilisticexpialidocious: What did you do?
Jyn Erso: I gave him one spoonful of sugar to help the medicine go down
SuperKallusfragilisticexpialidocious: Why is this chat so weird
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Rogue Txt: A Star Wars Story [#Wattys2017]
FanfikceJyn Erso and crew have all bought phones! And they can text their sworn enemies as well and sing songs over texts..! Wait what? Prepare yourself for random references, insults, emojis, crossovers and some banthas screaming swear words all included...
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