gaybriel🏳️🌈: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOO
samsquatch: gabe i thought we agreed that you would stop calling me that
jojo✨: wAIT ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY
honeybee🐝: HAPPY BIIIRRRTTTHHHDDAAAAAYYYYY
huggybear🐻: DEEAAARRRR SAMMMYYYYYYY
samsquatch: THIS IS WHY I DIDNT TELL ANYONE
lesbian queen: AW HES SHY
jojo✨: YOURE TWENTY YOU LITTLE CUTIE
gaybriel🏳️🌈:HAPPY BIRTHDAY🎂🎉🎉 TO YOU, MY CUM LOVING SLUT🍆💦💦😩. 1️⃣ DAY YOUR PARENTS👵🏼👴🏼 WERE GETTING FREAKY😫😩 IN BED🛌. 9️⃣ MONTHS LATER🔜 YOUR MOM👵🏼 GAVE BIRTH🏥 TO THE BADDEST😈 BABY SLUT👶🏼👅. SEND THIS TO ALL THE THOTTIES👯👯 CELEBRATING👉🏽👌🏾 THEIR BIRTHDAY🍰🍷 TODAY. IF YOU GET 🅾 BACK NONE OF YOUR DICK SUCKING 🍆💦💦👄DREAMS WILL COME TRUE😞. IF YOU GET 5️⃣ BACK YOU ARE IN FOR SOME SURPRISE SEX😳😵. IF YOU GET 🔟 BACK YOU'LL BE SCREAMING😱😱😱 DADDY👨🏿👱🏼👨🏾 ALL NIGHT LONG🌇🌃🏙.
samsquatch: nOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE
lesbian queen: HAPPY BIRTHDAY SLUT!!! 🙋🏼💁🏼🎁 We gonna FUCK like its ur FUCKday! 🎉 I want to thank your PARENTS 👫👬👭 for giving birth to this WILD DIRTY SLUT!! Let's make it RAIN 🚿🌧 on that GOLDEN 🌝 birthday PUSSY!! 🍒😂 Get ready for some DICK 😳🍆, SLUT DANCING 👯💃🏽, MONEY 👛💸 and DRINKING 🍸🍷🍾. Don't forget a shot of CUMMIES with that DICKuor!!! 🍆💦👸🏽 Send this to 5️⃣ other HOES and ur a FESTIVE BIRTHDAY WHORE 💁🏽👯. Send this to 🔟 SLUTS and ur a FILTHY BIRTHDAY MINX who will gets BAGS 💰💯 filled with CUMMIES!!! 💦💦😻
samsquatch: pls end my suffering
huggybear🐻: aren't you just so glad to be friends with us
samsquatch: oh yeah very much so
honeybee🐝: jesus fuck i can't hear you but i can feel the sass
gaybriel🏳️🌈: I LOVE YOUUUUU SAMMYKINS
samsquatch: love you too tiny boyfriend
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