living online ⚣ destiel & sabriel

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moose: it happened

✨gabey✨: what happened 

moose: I caught Jess cheating on me

✨gabey✨: aw that sucks

demon bean: I'll kick her ass

demon bean: I'll kick the guys ass too

angel bean named the chat Sam Wesson Defense Squad

angel bean: we're here for you buddy

Charlie👾: how did it go down?

moose: I've been suspecting it for a while now so I went to Jess's dorm room to "surprise" her. I knocked and some douche answered. Half naked.

✨gabey✨: oooooooooo

moose: bottom half.

Charlie👾: wow ew

moose: the guy got dressed and left and Jess and I had a huge fight. She was rambling on about how if I had sex with her this wouldn't have happened. I told her that I'm asexual and she laughed in my face. Then I said we're done and suddenly it was this huge deal. "Sam, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to laugh." and "I promise I'll never do it again!" As fucking if. One minute she's telling me I'm not valid and the next she's begging me to forgive her for saying it. 

angel bean: wow

✨gabey✨: you okay?

moose: actually, I'm great. I finally came out and after I left I found the dude and punched him

Charlie👾: YAS SAMMY

demon bean: SLAY

moose: I knocked him out

angel bean: omg

✨gabey✨: Jesus Sammy ur strong as fuck

demon bean: remind me never to piss you off

moose: his friends got ready to fight me when I walked up but when I punched him they were running away pissing themselves

Charlie👾: karma's a bitch ain't it

moose: I still feel kinda sad about the whole Jess thing. We've been dating for five months I thought I would be more important than sex

✨gabey✨: you're too good for her

angel bean: yeah

Charlie👾: you deserve someone better

demon bean: *cough*likegabe*cough*

✨gabey✨: stop shipping us

demon bean: no

moose: I don't really mind

angel bean: *screaming*