THEBOSS: HAPPY SAINT PATRICKS DAY MOTHERFUCKER
BooperDooper: hello to u too
THEBOSS: I AM WEARING ALL GREEN, AND I'M COVERED IN SHAMROCKS
BooperDooper: u sound very excited
THEBOSS: U BET I FUCKING AM
THEBOSS: IT'S THE DAY OF MY BRETHREN
BooperDooper: Irish people?
THEBOSS: YES. FOR I AM IRISH.
BooperDooper: do u have an accent still?
BooperDooper: cause ur in america, right?
THEBOSS: U BET I AM
THEBOSS: BUT I STILL HAVE MY ACCENT
THEBOSS: IRISH AND PROUD
BooperDooper: do u have a beer right now
THEBOSS: u realise I'm underage, don't u?
BooperDooper: but ur irish
THEBOSS: .......
BooperDooper: do things like that even matter in Ireland?
THEBOSS: y r there so many Irish stereotypes
THEBOSS: PÓG MO THÓIN
BooperDooper: wat?
THEBOSS: KISS MY ARSE
THEBOSS: IN IRISH
BooperDooper: alrighty then
THEBOSS: fun fact
THEBOSS: when I was younger I saw a person walking by with that written on a plastic butt attached to shorts
BooperDooper: being Irish sounds fun
THEBOSS: it is, until u attatch stereotypes -_-
BooperDooper: :)
THEBOSS: I miss the parades
BooperDooper: I'm confused
THEBOSS: in Ireland there were a St. Patrick's day parades
THEBOSS: and they were fricking great
BooperDooper: if u say so
THEBOSS: I DO
THEBOSS: AND I AM ALWAYS RIGHT
BooperDooper: okay then
BooperDooper: so how r u
THEBOSS: I'm alright
BooperDooper: yeah?
THEBOSS: yeah
BooperDooper: only alright?
THEBOSS: yep
BooperDooper: cause u were saying u were great before
BooperDooper: did something happen
THEBOSS: nah
BooperDooper: u sure
THEBOSS: well
THEBOSS: mark happened
BooperDooper: wat did that little fucker do?
BooperDooper: if I ever meet him, I swear I will punch him
THEBOSS: I hope u do
BooperDooper: so wat did he do?
THEBOSS: he just was rude to me and PJ
THEBOSS: not much
THEBOSS: he wasn't as bad since he had other friends with him
BooperDooper: that's something at least
THEBOSS: yeah
BooperDooper: I'm sorry about him
THEBOSS: u shudn't b
THEBOSS: ur not him after all
BooperDooper: I know, I know
BooperDooper: but he's a bastard
THEBOSS: u got that right
THEBOSS: this is not a good look for me
THEBOSS: I'm like a sad shamrock bush
BooperDooper: DONT BE SAD SHAMROCK BUSH
THEBOSS: I CANT HELP IT
THEBOSS: ITS IN MY ROOTS
BooperDooper: really
THEBOSS: yes
BooperDooper: that was terrible
THEBOSS: u know u loved it
BooperDooper: damn u for making me laugh
THEBOSS: hehehe
BooperDooper: ur so evil
THEBOSS: I know m8
BooperDooper: :P
THEBOSS: my potato friend is sad
BooperDooper: ur potato friend
THEBOSS: yes
THEBOSS: their name is Donal and they are coming to the realisation that they will b eaten
BooperDooper: I see
THEBOSS: they r one of my closest friends
THEBOSS: u r the other close friend
THEBOSS: despite the fact that u r an idiotic mushroom
BooperDooper: I'm offended
THEBOSS: too bad mate
BooperDooper: HOW DARE U
BooperDooper: B RUDE TO MOI
BooperDooper: GOODBYE U RUDE FISH
THEBOSS: bye penguin
BooperDooper: I like penguins
BooperDooper has left the chat.
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Kik Me, I'm Irish
FanfictionThe typical septiplier Kik story. Yay! ~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~ Mark is a regular bully to anyone he defines as 'different' in his school. He is mean to everyone, and rude. He goes on Kik nearly every day. Sean is a regular victim in his school. His glasses...
