THEBOSS: BOO!!!!
BooperDooper: oh no, you scared me ._.
THEBOSS: :-)
BooperDooper: ._.
THEBOSS: .........
BooperDooper: .........
THEBOSS: ATTACK OF THE KILLER TOMATOES! ATTACK OF THE KILLER TOMATOES!
THEBOSS: THEY'LL BEAT YOU, BASH YOU, SQUISH YOU, MASH YOU
THEBOSS: CHEW YOU UP FOR BRUNCH........
THEBOSS: AND FINISH YOU OF, FOR DINNER OR LUNCH!
THEBOSS: THEY'RE MARCHING DOWN THE HALLS
THEBOSS: THEY'RE CRAWLING UP THE WALLS
THEBOSS: THEY'RE GOOEY, GUSHY, SQUISHY, MUSHY, ROTTEN TO THE CORE....
THEBOSS: THEY'RE STANDING OUTSIDE YOUR DOOR!!!!!!!!!
BooperDooper: did you srsly just write out the lyrics to the attack of the killer tomatoes theme song!?
THEBOSS: yes. yes I did.
BooperDooper: *facepalm*
THEBOSS: *slaps hand away before u cud*
BooperDooper: *punches face*
THEBOSS: *knees u in the crotch*
BooperDooper: WHY WUD U DO THAT TO ME!?!!! UGH!?!? *bitch slaps u*
THEBOSS: *turns bitch slap into a fabulous highfive*
BooperDooper: *licks u*
THEBOSS: .........
BooperDooper: ......I meant kick, but ok autocorrect
THEBOSS: ........I mean, I wudn't hav said no
BooperDooper: .......really?
THEBOSS: yea.
BooperDooper: but we barely know each other.
BooperDooper: we don't even know what each other look like.
THEBOSS: so? we know each others personality. Isn't that enough?
BooperDooper: I suppose u do have a point......
THEBOSS: yea.
BooperDooper: but I'm not gay.
THEBOSS: okay, and?
BooperDooper: being gay is bad
THEBOSS: y?
BooperDooper: because its gross!
THEBOSS: in what way is it gross?
BooperDooper: because a dick in an ass isn't natural!
THEBOSS: and a dick in a pussy is any different?
BooperDooper: yea, its very different
THEBOSS: how
BooperDooper: because a dick is meant to be there
THEBOSS: its 'meant to be there'? do u even hear urself?
BooperDooper: fuck off, I don't want to be tainted by ur gay
THEBOSS: bastard
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FanfictionThe typical septiplier Kik story. Yay! ~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~ Mark is a regular bully to anyone he defines as 'different' in his school. He is mean to everyone, and rude. He goes on Kik nearly every day. Sean is a regular victim in his school. His glasses...
