ICE CREAM

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THEBOSS: howdy ho neighborinos

BooperDooper: r u Ned Flanders

THEBOSS: OH NO
THEBOSS: MY SECRET IDENTITY
THEBOSS: REVEALED

BooperDooper: AHA
BooperDooper: THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH

THEBOSS: LIKE?

BooperDooper: I DIDN'T THINK THIS FAR AHEAD, GIVE ME A FEW MINUTES

THEBOSS: OKAY, TAKE UR TIME

BooperDooper: EHM....
BooperDooper: YEAH, I GOT NOTHING

THEBOSS: pffft, wat kind of private investigator r u

BooperDooper: SHIT, HOW DID U KNOW ABOUT THAT

THEBOSS: I KNOW ALL
THEBOSS: I SEE ALL
THEBOSS: I AM ALL

BooperDooper: hi all, I'm mark, nice to meet u :)

THEBOSS: howdy mark

BooperDooper: I like chocolate

THEBOSS: I like cake

BooperDooper: I like cookies

THEBOSS: I like ice cream

BooperDooper: HA, I HAVE ICE CREAM

THEBOSS: WHAT IS THIS BETRAYAL
THEBOSS: I WANT ICE CREAM

BooperDooper: ...I'm actually not that fond of ice cream

THEBOSS: WHAT
THEBOSS: THATS IT
THEBOSS: THIS FRIENDSHIP IS OVER

BooperDooper: I LIKE CAKE, DOES THAT COUNT FOR ANYTHING

THEBOSS: UR LUCKY U DO
THEBOSS: OTHERWISE WE DEFINITELY WUD NOT STILL B TALKING

BooperDooper: cake, it brings everyone together

THEBOSS: tis the beauty of the glorious creation that is cake

BooperDooper: no one can deny its elegance

THEBOSS: its power

BooperDooper: its sweetness

THEBOSS: its awesomeness

BooperDooper: I'm running out of words

THEBOSS: so am I

BooperDooper: shit
BooperDooper: teacher just caught me on my phone

BooperDooper: sorry, I have to go

THEBOSS: that's okay :-)

BooperDooper: talk to u later

THEBOSS: yep :D

BooperDooper: see ya then :)

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