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THEBOSS: YELLO

BooperDooper: hi?

THEBOSS: I AM AN ORANGE

BooperDooper: okay...

THEBOSS: AND MY NAME IS YELLOW
THEBOSS: probably wasn't a good idea to have sugar at 1am

BooperDooper: yeah, u cud say that

THEBOSS: y r u awake?

BooperDooper: I HAVE FREE WILL
BooperDooper: DON'T TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE

THEBOSS: I WILL IF I WANT

BooperDooper: UR NOT MY MOM

THEBOSS: that's wat u think

BooperDooper: AGHFFFGFFFGDF
BooperDooper: NOOOOOO
BooperDooper: MY LIFE IS A LIEEEE

THEBOSS: I'm sorry to tell u this son..

BooperDooper: YYYYY
BooperDooper: AFTER ALL THIS TIME

THEBOSS: my apologies dear child

BooperDooper: U CAN'T TOUCH ME
BooperDooper: I'LL TELL MY MOMMY

THEBOSS: funny story, I was reading in English class today from our book

BooperDooper: that was a random topic change
BooperDooper: but now I'm interested
BooperDooper: go on?

THEBOSS: well, I was reading from the point of view of a ten year old child
THEBOSS: and the child was talking to the mum

BooperDooper: yeah?

THEBOSS: and in every few sentences it had the word daddy

BooperDooper: oh god, I think I can see where this is going

THEBOSS: so the mum was on the phone
THEBOSS: and the child yelled out 'PLEASE DADDY!!!!'

BooperDooper: oh lordy dordy doo

THEBOSS: so there was a lot of pretend moaning from people in my class
THEBOSS: it was very awkward

BooperDooper: did anyone get a boner?

THEBOSS: .......not that I cud see

BooperDooper: pity
BooperDooper: wud've been....interesting
BooperDooper: is that mark guy in that class?

THEBOSS: no, luckily

BooperDooper: aww, wud've been hilarious if he had ended up getting a boner XD

THEBOSS: oh man, I can imagine it now
THEBOSS: IT WASNT U I SWEAR
THEBOSS: IT WAS THE TABLE LEG

BooperDooper: AND THAT GIRLS ANKLES

THEBOSS: AND THAT RUSTY SPOON

BooperDooper: SALAD FINGERS, NOOOO

THEBOSS: I HAD TO

BooperDooper: YYYYYYY

THEBOSS: IT WAS NECESSARY

BooperDooper: NO IT WAS NOT
BooperDooper: IT WAS ANYTHING BUT

THEBOSS: YES IT WAS

BooperDooper: IM GOING TO SLEEP BEFORE U GIVE ME NIGHTMARES

THEBOSS: OKAY
THEBOSS: JUST MAKE SURE U THINK OF SALAD FINGERS WHISPERING IN UR EAR BEFORE U SLEEP

BooperDooper: AFGHGGHHG

THEBOSS: AND MR TICKLE REACHING UP THROUGH UR WINDOW WHILE U SLEEP

BooperDooper: WHO THE HELL IS MR TICKLE!?!!?!

THEBOSS: FROM MR MEN BOOKS?

BooperDooper: NOPE

THEBOSS: WELL, HE'S ORANGE, WEARS A SMALL HAT, AND HAS VERY LONG ARMS THAT HE USES
THEBOSS: TO REACH UP INTO CHILDRENS BEDROOMS AND TICKLE THEM WHILE THEY SLEEP

BooperDooper: WELP, ILL BE HAVING NIGHTMARES TONIGHT

THEBOSS: UR WELCOME :D

BooperDooper: night jack :)

THEBOSS: night mark :-)

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