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Hello?

Done shopping?

So done. I feel like I was the boyfriend in this situation and man, I pity them.

Boyfriends?

Only the ones that get dragged around shopping.

I see, so I'll never expect you to do that then?

Never. I promise.

Right.

I mean it, I'm exhausted and I don't have the satisfaction of money well spent.

It's a pity. And that is what my life has turned into. My mom and I are actually at a boutique. I'm waiting for her.

I understand your pain.

She's modelling cocktail dresses for me.

She models the dresses for you?

Not like she has a date to do it. -that's a nice colour-

You sure? I feel-

Mom, the last four have all been decent, so far that's my favourite.

Then this one it is.

Good.

Wow... I thought you were kidding.

I wish I was kidding. Maybe that's why I don't have friends, I hang around my mother too much.

She sounds cool though. Like she would take you to a club or something.

No, my father would do that. And trust me, I don't want to go any place he frequents.

Why?

Too many drunk people, rich ones, who if you piss off will find a way to ruin your life.

Jeeze.

Exactly. Oh, we're moving to another store. I'll call you later.

Sure, have fun.

Not bloody likely.