Tags and other adventures

idek

" – ... What... What are you trying to say? – asked Roger, as he peeked from under his long, blond eyelashes at the girl. His sparkling, blue eyes were even more​ sparkling and so, so blue, like the deep, blue sea or a bluebird. He sighed, and turned his head away as he waited for the brunette beauty's response.
– So much ado about nothing – said the girl, and softly smiled and chuckled. She took Roger's face in her hands, squeezed it, and forced Roger to look her in the eye. – Sweetie, it wasn't your fault that the antilope wasn't as crispy as last year, i promise – and she petted his nose.
– So you're not mad at me? – Roger's eyebrows eased, as he heard that the love of his life had forgiven him.
– No, Roger, i'll only spank you – smiled Jenny, and together they took off in the direction of the bedroom. "

Brian looked up, grinning. He saw a stunned Roger, a red-faced-from-repressed-laughter John and a grinning Freddie.
– So, that's it! Did you like it?
– Oh, darling, we sure did! Right, Deak, Rog? – said Freddie.
– Right – squeaked John, and the next moment he was rolling on the floor.
Roger just looked like he was hit in the palm. But he was quickly recovering.
– Oooookay, Brian, what the hell was this? Why would this Jenny person spank me because... What was that? An antilope? This doesn't make any sense! In every situation, i should be the one who spanks ANYone, and not them with me!
– Well, Rog, the author thought that you'd be good with this Jenny person – reasoned Brian.
– Aham, but who is the author? And by the way, from where did this thing come from? WHO WROTE THIS?
– Well... – Brian stuttered.
– Brian!??!!?!? Was it you???!????!?.?!???!??]¶{=÷÷°{¢•€√¢^ – asked Roger in a high-pitched voice, and he didn't look so pleased.
– NO! IT WAS HIM! – Brian threw the pages at John, who was still wheezing on the floory and quickly took off.
– What the fuck, Brian? – asked god only knows which of them, but i suppose this sums it up pretty well.

In two days, i was banned from a group chat twice for being annoying, so yeah, this is what i'm doing these days.