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by spicynaengmyeon

by spicynaengmyeon

Spicynaeng: Hey guys! So this is my first book. I'm not a native speaker when it comes to English, but constructive criticism is always welcome. Enjoy ;3
So is everyone here ?

Kai: Yup !

Do: I'm here.

Luhan: Hi :)

Spicynaeng: Wait why is it only the three of you ?

Luhan: Lay missed his bus, Suho went to grab some sushi and Tao's at the bathroom taking a sel...

Spicynaeng: Can't you guys all be on time just once ? There are lots of fangirls and fanboys waiting to read some fanfic with their babies in their rainbow and unicorn world, so GROW UP already.

Do: Well the others will definitely show up later.

Tao: Hey guys what'd I miss ?

All: Too late !

Tao: Okay don't get mad at me. I'll do the disclaimer then.

Spicynaeng: Go on. *giving him a note *

Tao: Spicynaengmyeon doesn't own EXO. We're property of SM En... -

Do: Ourselves !

Luhan: Thank you.

Spicynaeng: Oops, I was about to change that one.

Kai: Kris would turn in his metaphorical grave.

Luhan: Me too. I came because you told me we were going to eat Samgyeopsal.

Spicynaeng: Yeah sorry about that.

Tao: Anything for the fans *wink*

Spicynaeng: Hey the fanservice is on me !

Tao: How ?

Spicynaeng: Like this. *writes*

Do: OKAY where did my shirt go ??

Spicynaeng: Ah talking about that ...

Kai: Lots of scenarios will be rated M. We warned you !

Luhan: Are you going to write anything else at all ?

Spicynaeng: *blushes * We'll see !

Do: Gosh this world is full of perverts.

Spicynaeng: Anyways, let's get started !

Kai: Have fun <3

Luhan: ..... ........ .............. Samgyeopsal ?