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First Time Playing Oregon Trail Card Game

My dad got me The Oregon Trail card game (based on the old computer game). My 9 year old brother, played too. He was the shopkeeper and also the first person to die. He's a very sore loser, to make him feel better I told him I was jealous. I was second to die. No one made it Oregon. We all died. Here's the official player order.
1. Scott
2. Ari
3. Tyler

Order Of Death
1. Tyler
2. Ari
3. Scott
We died in reverse order! Just like the Marauders!😢
Cause Of Death
1. (Rolled a 1) Drowned in river
2. Snake Bite
3. Snake Bite
I died the same way as Charity Burbage, Snape, and a bunch of other unfortunate people.

I had to, on my grave! I am with Papryus, Sans, Jack, Emily, and all those other awesome undead people!

The 2nd time WE ALL SURVIVED AND WON! The rarest thing to ever happen in an Oregon Trail Game!!! My brother got a river drown on 1 card, he rolled the dice, it hit my dad's coffee mug and spinner for 3 minutes straight! He got a 4 and survived! YAY!!! Oh wait.... NOOO!!!!! I need my 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀! But it was fun and hilarious. I definitely enjoyed playing. For those of you how know, Carmen Sandiago is Back!!! But it's in an app. I wish I could get it, but it's always for apple! Super Fun! If there's a game day at my school or something like that, I'd definitely bring it! Also, How did I get HP references out of this? But my mom told me when she played it on the computer, she always died. Same for my dad. But also The Amazing World Of Gumball made a see it first episode called "The Sorcerer", it has sooooo many HP references. IDK why TAWOG always does. But it was hilarious. Speaking of which, my brother and I watched the Oregon Trail episode of Teen Titans Go before playing. It made this game more hilarious than it really should be. But for some reason I really liked the dry erase maker that came with it. No one died of dysentery (If you know what that means). Dysentery is Disgusting!!💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💀 That's basically what dysentery is using emojis. So yeah. I wonder what Snape will think.... Not that I care about his opinions. These 2 muggle laws called " child abuse" and "murder" are the only things keeping me alive. Yep. "Life Ain't Easy On The Oregon Trail."

We didn't have any #ed options. Just Calamity cards (not a No Evil reference) and supply cards. If you didn't have the supply card to deal with the calamity, depending on the card you or your whole group dies.