Always Randomly Writing

Comebacks

I'm a nice person and would never use these but some people like to use them. I would a couple if I had to.* means I wouldn't even say it aloud.
1. Mean Person: Why can't you be normal?
Me: Why can't you be weird? Because weird is my normal.
*2. Mean Person: You're ugly
Not me: Really I thought ugly began with you
3. Mean Person: Steven Universe is so stupid!
Me: But it's not, But it's not, but it's not
4. Harry Potter is stupid
Me: In the wizarding world he'd be a lot smarter than you.
5. You are annoying
Me: OK but there are a lot worse things I could be
6. Mean Person: You're not cool
Me: I prefer a warm temperature
*7. Mean person: You're not cool
Not me: You're right. I'm hot.
8. Mean Person: Why are you so dumb?
Me: I'm pretty sure my report card could give you that answer.
*9. Mean Person: You're a (insult)
Not Me: Oh wow! You must be stupid if it took that long to notice.
*10. MP: You're such a crybaby
Not me: These are tears of joy about the stupid mistake you just made.