Me: HELLO MY FABULOUS READERS!!!
Nutty: No one's gonna read this.
Me: PROBABLY. POSSIBLY.
Tam: Ayeeee~
Quinn: ...
Kobel (Nobel): I'm useless..
Me: *slaps him* SAY THAT ONE MORE TIME AND IM GONNA START BLACKMAILING PEOPLE!!
Kobel: ...
Me: KOBELLLL!!!
Kobel: ...hi
My dad: You really should get braces..
#grammaronfleek (note the sarcasm)
Me: ENOUGH ALREADY!!
Saire: She's out of gender roles..
Quinn: SHHHH!!
Me: THE EXAMS ARE COMING UP AND YOURE TELLING ME TO GET A BOOB JOB FOR MY TEETH?!
Me (again): I GOT HEADACHES FROM THE EXAM AND YOU WANNA ADD TOOTHACHES TO MY PILE OF PROBLEMS?!
Nio: Try adding a heartache in too..
Me: ...b r o
Nio: *nods*
Me: That was so deep.. :')
Angie: Preach bitch..
Me: *hugs Saire*
My dad: *takes out a shotgun*
Saire: .....shite
Me: WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE YOU FART?!
Dad: Don't scream when you're talking to me..
Me: MAKE ME.
Dad: *points gun at me*
Me: OK HOLD ON. *looks for something on the floor*
Dad: What are you looking for?
Me: I'm looking for a fuck to give.
Nutty: OHHHH!!! BURNNN!!!
Me: *puts on a pair of sunglasses*
Dad: Ok then.. *points gun at Saire*
Me: NUUUU!!!
Saire: :|
Me: *karate kicks the gun*
Gun: Bitch. Nope.
Me: AHHH MY FOOT!! FUKKKK!!!
Quinn: LOL
Me: *accidentally knock over the vase*
Nutty: Cliché
Me: Whatever just happened... blame it on him. *points at my dad*
Dad: ...
Me: Now shoo.
Dad: *walks out*
Me: Finally..
Saire: Ok, now I'm gonna play a game and leave you here all alone with nothing to do because I'm an asshole.
Me: Why did I fall for him..?
Angie: I HATE YOU RE!!
Me: SAME!!
Saire: Nia~
Me: *fangirls* I TAKE IT BACK.
Kobel: Ughh...
Fernando: *breathing* (Hydraulycs)
Me: This is so weird...
Quinn: This is so weird (2)...
Angie: This is so weird (3)...
Me: I WANNA HUG SOMEONE!!!
Angie: *hugs me*
Me: HOOT HOOT!!
Angie: I'm bored..
Me: Same.. I WANNA HUG SOMEONE ELSE!!
Angie: Liek whoo??
Me: IDK.. Kobel? Nah.. Quinn? Nah.. Nutty?
Nutty: *stuffing 10 oreos in her mouth* woht?
Me: Never mind..
Saire: Hug me instead..
Me: You're smooth :P
Quinn: Nya~
Me: Stop.
A random fluffy dog: woof!
Saire: *hugs dog*
Me: GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME YOU IMBECILE!! *climbs sofas*
Saire: Are you SCARED of dogs?
Me: NO. I'M SCARED OF MY MOM WHO'S GONNA SKIN ME ALIVE IF SHE SEES A SINGLE DOG FUR ON MY CLOTHES!!
Saire: Just wear white clothes..
Me: I'm no pure cinnamon roll, I don't deserve to wear white.
Quinn: True dat.
Me: And that's the reason I always wear black.
Nutty: ...
Me: Okay let me rephrase that.... And that's the reason I always look like I'm about to attend a funeral.
Nutty: 👍
Me: HUEHUEHUEHUE.
Quinn: *derp*
Me: OKEY DATS IT. BUAYY~
Fandom: *reaps your soul*
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HumorMe: Hi guys! This is my first story evah!and you may also know me as Shania from Nutty The nut job's Blog and as Secchi from chubbymacqueraille's other blog. So I hope you guys enjoy it as much as how cliché this intro is and I just wanted to say th...
