Me: HELLO.
My Brother (Nio): HAI.
Me: Bitch, who told you you're allowed to do the intro?
Nio: *vanishes*
Me: Anyway sorry for not updating in a while.. I had a writer's block for sometime now..
Quinn: The perfect and most cliché excuse..
Me: SHAD AP! CANT YOU SEE IM TRYING TO MAKE THEM PITY ME?!
Nutty: She is too desperate right now..
Tam: HOOT!!
YahakoKara: HOOT!! HOOT!!
Nut: Nia, who's the new girl?
Me: You really need to be more creative in these blogs.. *points at Yahako's user name*
Nut: Ya know you're the one writing this and not me right?
Me: *falls asleep*
Nut: Goddammmit..
Quinn: Guys, I'm bored...
Tam: Me too..
Nut: Me three..
Me: Alright, what do you want to do?
Quinn: I want to cuddle with Kei..
Me: That's not an option right now, think of something else..
Quinn: Like what?
Me: ...
Saire: *exists* ...
Me: *blush*
Saire: ?
Me: *nosebleed*
Saire: ??
Me: *dies*
Saire: ..... *hugs*
Me: *revives*
Me: I HAVE RETURNED!!
Quinn: You were gone for like.. 2 seconds..
Nutty: I wish she would disappear more often..
Me: YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE!! GO GET MY FUCKING SKETCHBOOK BACK FROM THAT UGLY ASS, INSENSITIVE, COLD, MEAN, BALD HEADED MOTHERFUCKIN BITCH WITH THE UGLY ASS BEARD!!!
Tam: LANGUAGE YOU IMBECILE!!
Me: That's like.. 76 curse words in one sentence... I'm proud of myself..
Kubz scouts: *pats my back*
Me: *whispers* Senpai noticed me...
Quinn: Ughh..
Me: I WANNA CUDDLE!!!
Saire: *embraces me*
Me: Nyann~
Nutty: OTP!!
Me: I SAID SHAT AP!!!
Angie: Suddenly we're third wheeling..
All: ....
Angie: That's it. I'm out. *walks toward the exit*
Me: NOOOOO!! DONT GO!! IM SORRY!!
Quinn: Can I have Kei now?
Me: FINE. *snaps fingers*
Kei: *pops out*
Quinn: *hugs*
Kei: This again..?
Me: Deal with it you salty bitch..
Saire: *pats my head*
Me: *fangirl scream*
Saire: ....
Angie: *hates life, sad, depressed*
Me: *Sings Imagination by Shawn Mendes*
Angie: *loves life, happy, works hard to be a better person*
Me: OKAY THATS IT!!
*Screen crashes*
SOMEONE HELP ME. I THINK I FELL IN LOVE. ITS LIKE HEAVEN AND HELL PRESSED TOGETHER.
Also my teacher took my sketchbook away because a certain someone drew in class in my sketchbook...
(IT WAS NUTTY)
I'm ending this chapter with a Yuri On Ice reference. No one can stop me.
See you next level!
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HumorMe: Hi guys! This is my first story evah!and you may also know me as Shania from Nutty The nut job's Blog and as Secchi from chubbymacqueraille's other blog. So I hope you guys enjoy it as much as how cliché this intro is and I just wanted to say th...
