Me: *riding a bike*
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AHHHHH! * fall dramaticly* #titanic soundtrack#
Nutty: AHH!! NIA WAKE UP!! I NEED CPR TEAM NOW!!!
Donnie: WHAT IS IT?!
Me: *stands up* :|
Nutty: AHH YOU RIPPED YOUR PANTS!!
Me: *cries* PANTS I WILL REMEMBER YOU!
Leo: I think you have other things to worry about than your pants.. *points at my wounds*
Me: *takes pictures*
Mikey: Dude! where did you get that camera from?!
Me: oh, I dunno it suddenly appears so I took it.
Quinn: Ugh.. Look at that wound that's NAS-TAY!
Me: there is ooze coming out of it! AWSOME!
Night: *Barfs*
Nutty: *pours alcohol*
Me: AGGHHHHHH! DE FUQ WOMAN STAHP IT NOW!!!!!
Nutty: WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?! WHY ARE YOU EVEN IN THIS SLUM AREA?!!
Me: I was looking for Advan and Kenma (my cats, tru story doe) ! THEY JUST DISSEAPEARED!! Poof!
Nutty: WHAT?!!
Me: I DUNNO!!
Ugh! whatever... *snaps fingers*
*wounds (MAGICALLY) disseapears*
Donnie: How did you do that?!
Me: Magic ma boy... *pats Donnie's back*
Cookie: HEY THAT'S MY LINE!!!
Me: Who in de fuq are you?!
Nutty: Nia meet Cookie, Cookie meet Cow, Oops! I mean Nia...
Me: Oh, look!
Nutty: What?
Me*points at Spaggheti*
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Nutty: *gasp*
Me: *eats*
Nutty: HEY!!
Me: *mouth still full* What?
Tamara: CLOSE YOUR MOUTH WHILE EATING!!
Me: Yes Mom!
Nutty: WE WERE SUPPOSED TO SHARE THAT!!
Me: AWWW HELL NAW!!
Nutty: ugh.. whatever I'm out..
Me: No you don't! *drags Nutty back*
Nutty: LEMME GO!!
Me: NO!
Nutty: I will stay only at one condition!
YOU ARE READING
ZE BLOG OF AWSOMENESSS
HumorMe: Hi guys! This is my first story evah!and you may also know me as Shania from Nutty The nut job's Blog and as Secchi from chubbymacqueraille's other blog. So I hope you guys enjoy it as much as how cliché this intro is and I just wanted to say th...
