NEWS FLASH!!

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Me: Heyyyy!

Nutty: What's up with you?

Me: Nothing.. Oh and did you read the message that I sent to you yesterday?

Nutty: I dunno..

Me: Well to those of you who don't know, recently nut has uploaded a new story named "Down The Stupid Road" and in this one chapter she asked if Starbucks have a security guard, well guess what?THEY DO!!

Me: Well to those of you who don't know, recently nut has uploaded a new story named "Down The Stupid Road" and in this one chapter she asked if Starbucks have a security guard, well guess what?THEY DO!!

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And fun fact, the guy didn't even know that I was taking a picture of him!!

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And fun fact, the guy didn't even know that I was taking a picture of him!!

Nutty: Have you been taking stalker lessons with Quinn again?

Me: Nooooo....

Tam: Niaaa..

Me: Maybeee.....?

Nutty: Oh god, help this child..

Me: Hey, your worse.

Nutty: Uh, no.

Me: Really? You sure?

Nutty: *Looks at the pile of oreos behind her that she made 5 minutes ago*
Yes, I'm perfectly sure.

Me: Sureeee....

Tam: ?

Me: BTW, can I go to your house with tam later?

Nutty: What?

Tam: Like,... Today?

Me: Yeah sure.

Tam: WHY TODAY?

Me: The question is, why NOT?

Tam: Oh god..

Nutty: Well, I don't know whether or not my parents are going to take me out later..

Me: As in... On a date?

Nutty: NO YOU STUPID BIMBO! *slaps*

Me: Owww... Hehe date... *pig snort*

Nutty: ughh....

Me: Well just text me the answer!

Nutty: I don't have any phone tax..

Me: *le sigh* how miserable is your life?

Nutty: I hate chu...

Me: Yeah, yeah heard it before.. Well, just text me like, a means you're free and we can go there, and b means that you're going out with your parents.

Nutty: Well, that's the first time you used your brain in a while...

Me: *ONE PUNCHHH*

Nutty: *Disseapears and never to be seen again*

Tam: Oh, no..

Quinn: Shit.

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