Me: Heyyyy!
Nutty: What's up with you?
Me: Nothing.. Oh and did you read the message that I sent to you yesterday?
Nutty: I dunno..
Me: Well to those of you who don't know, recently nut has uploaded a new story named "Down The Stupid Road" and in this one chapter she asked if Starbucks have a security guard, well guess what?THEY DO!!
And fun fact, the guy didn't even know that I was taking a picture of him!!
Nutty: Have you been taking stalker lessons with Quinn again?
Me: Nooooo....
Tam: Niaaa..
Me: Maybeee.....?
Nutty: Oh god, help this child..
Me: Hey, your worse.
Nutty: Uh, no.
Me: Really? You sure?
Nutty: *Looks at the pile of oreos behind her that she made 5 minutes ago*
Yes, I'm perfectly sure.Me: Sureeee....
Tam: ?
Me: BTW, can I go to your house with tam later?
Nutty: What?
Tam: Like,... Today?
Me: Yeah sure.
Tam: WHY TODAY?
Me: The question is, why NOT?
Tam: Oh god..
Nutty: Well, I don't know whether or not my parents are going to take me out later..
Me: As in... On a date?
Nutty: NO YOU STUPID BIMBO! *slaps*
Me: Owww... Hehe date... *pig snort*
Nutty: ughh....
Me: Well just text me the answer!
Nutty: I don't have any phone tax..
Me: *le sigh* how miserable is your life?
Nutty: I hate chu...
Me: Yeah, yeah heard it before.. Well, just text me like, a means you're free and we can go there, and b means that you're going out with your parents.
Nutty: Well, that's the first time you used your brain in a while...
Me: *ONE PUNCHHH*
Nutty: *Disseapears and never to be seen again*
Tam: Oh, no..
Quinn: Shit.
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HumorMe: Hi guys! This is my first story evah!and you may also know me as Shania from Nutty The nut job's Blog and as Secchi from chubbymacqueraille's other blog. So I hope you guys enjoy it as much as how cliché this intro is and I just wanted to say th...