Hmmm.... I was bored...¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Me: *Looks up at title* Okay you know what this is about so time to ask...hmmm...everyone? Okay...So, I'm actually interested in this process.... How are skele-babies made?
Dream: A stork!
Me: Oh god why are you here if you are so innocent?
Dream: ?
Me: Never mind. You should leave to keep your innocence...
Dream: Okay...? *Teleports away*
Me: Blue and Fell, you should leave too... Blue is as innocent as Dream and Fell...you don't want to hear about this, do you?
Blue: Aww.....I'll go see Dream then! *Teleport*
Fell: *Flashbacks of Papyrus* Y-y-yeahhhh......HEY BLUEBERRY WAIT UP!! *Teleports*
Me: He needs a therapist.....So anyways, what about you, Nightmare? Cross? Ink? Error?
Cross: U-ummm.... *Le blush*
( °( ° ʖ( ° ʖ °)ʖ °) °) [ Nightcross Shippers]: I SHIP IT!!
Nightmare: Okay so-
Error: Sh͑̉̿u͐ţ̫ ủ̯p I͙͒'d̎̕ l̰̅ͅḯk̪ͮ͞e͈̱ͅ tô k̗̾ȩ͍̬ep̜̠ ͣIn̰̞ͫk͙'̧̌s i̞̲͉n͏n̗̋͜òc͂ẻ͐n̙c̠e tḫ̭͊an̥ͧ̊k͖ y͇ou ͨv̫ě͍ŕy͋ͥ͘ ͦḿu͐c͇ͫ̈́h̷ͯ͢.
Ink: What do you mean?
Me: Well, yeah, he made UnderLust so he should know about that.
Ink: I know I made it.......I just don't remember doing so....
Me: How to you NOT remember making that...?
Ink: I don't know! And I'd like to know how babies are made.......
Me: Okay it's a bit to crowded here....*Shoves shippers out the door* Error and Nightmare..or Cross...Tell meh!
Cross: *Slight nosebleed*
Me: Never mind this is going horribly. Cross can leave before he passes out from blood loss.
Cross: *Teleport*
Me: Nightmare's turn.
Nightmare: So when two ske-
Error: *Flings Nightmare through a portal to HorrorTale*
Ink: o.o
Me: *Looks up* What's with the title?
Error: RẼ̝̿Å̡͈͍S̻͠O̝͎̒Ń̟͕̎̈́S̛ͪ.̛͖͇̍
Me: Well you can't leave until you tell us. *Motions to shippers looking through a random portal*
┬┴┬┴┤ ʖ °) ├┬┴┬┴┬┴┬┴┤ ʖ °) ├┬┴┬┴┬┴┬┴┤ ʖ °) ├┬┴┬┴
Error: I̽nk,̰ͪ̀ l͗̏͋ēa̡̭̝v̖ȅ̼.͍̽
Ink: No! I want to know to!
Error: *Clears throat* FIͬNE͇!̨!̈́ D͆on'̡t͌ bla̍mͦe mͦe̮ i͐f y͞ou h͏aͫve n̝ig͂hͩtma̢r̔es.
Ink & I: *Sits down*
Error (No glitch voice, I'm too lazy): Ehhh..... So when two skeletons fall in love....and after marrage...they ermm...... ಠ~ಠ
Me: I see where this is going....
Error: *Doesn't make eye contact with Ink or I and is blushing slightly* T-the male....and females SOULs....they touch....and...since male and female SOULs are made differently... the male's SOUL gets the females SOUL fertal... a womb is formed and a new SOUL is created and is placed in the womb... The SOUL creates a body for itself...and after a few months the womb disappears and the baby is born...
Ink: *Blushing*
Me: That was not what I was expecting.
Error: Tḧ́e͙n ho̘w̋ ar̊e͡ hͫuͮma͆n̜s ḿad͆e?̷
Me: *Calmly explains human reproduction*
Ink & Error: How...?
Me: Exactly how I am finding out how skele-babies are made.
Error: Y̛o͂uͥ o͚w̼e me
Ink: *Still blushing*
Error: Why a̓re͟ yo̹uͤ b̶lus͐h̝i͏ng̬?
Ink: *Blush deepens*
Me: *Backs away to not to ruin the moment*
Error: *Realizes what is happening*
Me: Shhhhh.......
Ink: *Also realizes what is happening*
Error & Ink: *Teleports away*
Me: ..... That went well.... in a sorts....
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