"How harsh."
"Pake 'ko."
". . . pake mo 'to."
"Cheol, no."
"Cheol no mo 'to."
". . . oh, wow, fuck you."
"Hehehe, gusto ko lang palang tanungin kung nagiging tao ba si Jihoonie ko?"
". . . ."
"Ayos ka lang? Inom ka tubig, baka mamatay ka niyan lolol."
". . . why?"
"Anong why?"
"Bakit mo naitanong?"
"Wala lang. Natanong ko lang. It seems weird for a cat to speak human tounge after all, baka sakali lang na nagiging tao siya or what. That will explain half of it."
"Hah."
". . . bakit?"
"Are you serious? That's it?! Aren't you weirded out? Dude, your cat just spoke! Mag-react ka naman kahit konti!"
"Ano naman? Uy, wag ka nga magdiscriminate, they're living beings too. They can speak if they want. Tsaka nag-react naman ako ah! Inihagis ko pa nga si Jihoon sa ere eh, hehehe."
". . . chokes. I can't believe you and your fucked up logic, Choi Seungcheol."
"Ano nga? Nagiging tao ba?"
"Sigh, you're a hopeless case. Ikaw lang 'ata ang taong kilala ko na ganyan ang unang reaksyon. You're weird af."
"Ano yung af? Tsaka hINDI LANG AKO ANG KAYANG MAKIPAG-USAP SA MGA HAYOP??!!"
"As fuck 'yun (ah okay, noted). And of course not, bakit mo naman iisiping ikaw lang may kaya 'nun?!"
". . . dahil super power ko 'yun."
". . . ."
"Wag mo kong tawanan!"
"I- I hahaha can't hahahaha f-fuck. That's cute. Anyway hahahaha para sa t-tanong mo. Just ask Jihoon, he talks to you now, right?"
". . . no."
"No?"
"Hindi niya nanaman ako kinakausap pagka-uwi niya galing sa inyo. Ni hindi niya ako pinapansin. Won't even look at me. Bakit ba napa-isnabero ng pusang 'yun!"
". . . I can talk to him if you want."
"OH NO YOU WON'T."
"Bakit? Tatanungin ko lang kung bakitー"
"Just no. Sa akin lang pwedeng makipag-usap si Jihoon. Bye."
"Wait, cheoー"
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"ーl. Wow, possessive af. Never knew."
"Tapos na? Can we continue?"
"Oh my impatient little kitty, of course we can. Sorry for that."
". . . ."
"May problema ba? Bakit umiiwas ka?"
". . . I heared that."
"Heared what, honey?"
"Boy toys."
". . . ."
"Hong Jisoo."
". . . that was all in the past."
". . . is it really?"
"Yes, of course. Ikaw na ang mahal ko Jeonghan, you can count on that."
"I will. Pero isang beses pang tumawag yang si John sa phone mo, magiging eunuch kang hayop ka."
". . . I'll remind him again to never call me, again. He was the last one I had."
". . . ."
"It was years ago, Jeonghan. Way before you were even here with me. So, please. Bitawan mo 'yang kutsilyong hawak mo. It's dangerous. It's all you right now. Just you, okay?"
". . . ."
"Hmm? Jeonghan?"
". . . ."
"Say okー o-oh fuck, why did you enter without telling me. f-fuck."
"Stop saying fuck. I'm doing it right now, no?"
". . . ."
"Jisoo come on, wag mong takpan 'yung bibig mo. I wanna hear you."
"S-shit. Holy mother of god. J-jeonghan . . . t-there. T-that spot."
"Hmm? Here?"
"H-hit that again."
". . . here?"
"Y-yes, hmm, t-there."
"Sure thing. It's my pleasure, baby boy."
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a man who has been castrated; pinutulan ng lawit bes
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