Rogue Txt: A Star Wars Story [#Wattys2017]

OC Addition

Orson Krennic: When did you start using the word fam, Galen?

Jyn Erso: He thinks trying to be cool will help him break the 4th wall

Galen Erso: I AM KEWL!!

Metal: No ur not

General Grievous: Agreed

Steel McKrawny: Qymean how are u texting? Ur dead

Obi-Wan Kenobi: GENERAL GRIEVOUS IS IN THIS CHAT?????

Darth Maul: I am too!

General Grievous: 1. f*** timelines 2: Eren is in this chat and he's from the far future 3. Steela Gererra is texting as a ghost 4. Galen was able to text from carbonite

Steel McKrawny: Okay I'm convinced

Obi-Wan Kenobi: ALL MY WORST ENEMIES HAVE COME FROM THE DEAD

Darth Maul: We don't even know if I die of if I become Snoke

Ben Solo: GRAANNNNDDPPAAAAAAAAA

K-2SO: Hey guess what! My boyfriend updated me with the ability to speak five million different languages fluently!

C-3PO: THAT'S NOTHING!!

Cassie the Cat: Who's your boyfriend?

Jyn Erso: It's not you?!

Cassie the Cat: Nope

Metal: Why is someone named Cassie the Cat in this chat?

Steel McKrawny: HWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA;SLDKFJOAWIEJ

General Grievous: daheck is wrong with you Steel

Darth Maul: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG I LOVE CASSIE THE CAT

Eren Jaeger: Guys apparently my last name has been spelled wrong this whole time

Orson Krennic: Do we care?

Eren Jaeger: :(

Ben Solo: GRANDPA GRANDPA!!!

Armitage Hux: imma gonna kick dat b****

K-2SO: Ben Solo speaks in grandpa

C-3PO: WAIT THAT'S A LANGUAGE?!?

Brendol Hux: Don't be so vulgar Armitage!

Metal: Wait you can understand him?

Brendol Hux: U can't?

K-2SO: Ben Solo says "Get this @#$%&*() crossover and OCs out of the )(*&%$# chat!"

Armitage Hux:

Armitage Hux: asodfjoiwje

C-3PO: Armitage Hux says "Suddenly I feel  a strange urge to kiss Ben Solo"

Bodhi Rook: GAY

Steel McKrawny: YASSSSS MY SHIP

Metal: OTP

Genera Grievous: BEN SHOULD BE WITH REY

Darth Maul: You always gotta ruin the fun

[Ben Solo has changed his name to Kylo Ren]

Kylo Ren: GRANDPAAAAAAAAAA

Darth Vader: But seriously, who speaks grandpa?

Steel McKrawny: Kylo Ren apparently. HEY KICK2 OR WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS WHAT'S KYLO SAYING???

K-2SO: My name is K2 and Kylo Ren is saying "Kylux forever"

Armitage Hux: FAM FK YEAH

C-3PO: Armitage Hux says-

R2-D2: dewd we kno wt he said

Jyn Erso: Is this chapter going to focus on us at all?

Galen Erso: Nope

Lyra Erso: And it's certainly not going to focus on trying to be grammatically correct either.

Orson Krennic: You know, it's still considered informal to start a sentence with and, Lyra.

Lyra Erso: ...

Lyra Erso: I hate you all.

Darth Maul: No one likes grammar

Steel McKrawny: grammer stinks

Metal: who kneeds gwamma

General Grievous: knot mesa

Lyra Erso: **TRIGGERED**

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Poor Lyra. Will she ever get an entire chapter that is grammatically correct?

What do you think of the OCs?

Also, I have been spelling Eren's last name wrong. Apparently he's German so it is spelled with a J instead of a Y.

Please review!