luc: ive had so much mood swings my parents are ready to kick me outta da house
lau: then go to mine
luc: thats where im at rn
lau: okay good
canola: ally
allysin: daas me
canola: when eggsactly is our wedding
allysin: shit.. havent even thought about that
normoney: boi we better be invited
canola: we need to start planning asap😂
allysin: fr tho😂
normoney: I WANT TO HELP WTF
allysin: come over ma house spend a few nights
canola: tf wha'bout your fiancé?
allysin: my fiancé is sitting right next to me🙄
canola: SO YOURE CHEATING ON ME WITH ZOEY HUH
allysin: why in the actual F U C K would i cheat on Y O U at A L L
allysin: Y O U are my E V E R Y T H I N G
allysin: my W O R L D
allysin: my O N E and O N L Y
allysin: my B A N A N A
allysin: and most importantly
allysin: M I N E
allysin: no way in your right mind would i give up M Y cuban ass
canola: ow
allysin: whats wrong now
canola: it hurts so much to love you but id deal with the pain rather than deal with your mood-swangin ass
allysin: i hope you know im carrying your child camila
canola: WAIT ARE YOU FCUADKFAD
blue dinah: so now camila has a dick?
allysin: shes always had one, she was just too afraid to tell yall
canola: IM GOING TO BE A MOTHER???
canola: OH MY MUFFIN GOD THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY ON EARTH (other than marrying your ass) IM SO ASLKDFJASKDJKL
normoney: CANOLA HAS A DICK?!?
canola: yes canola has a dick, now get over it
canola: IM HAVING A MUFFIN CHILD FOR GOODNESS SAKES
allysin: im having the child, you created it
lau: yea you shot your sperm in dat pussy and got dat egg fertilized
blue dinah: really lauren
lau: what? its tru
blue dinah: but you didnt need to tell us what we already know
normoney: wait how far along are you?
allysin: month and a half
canola: I REMEMBER NOW
canola: WE WENT PARTYING AND THEN WE CAME HOME AND HAD AMAZING SEX AND THEN YOU WASNT FEELING GOOD AT ALL THE NEXT MORNING CS I HAD TO HOLD YOUR HAIR BACK
allysin: morning sickness can suck my ass
luc: YES GIRL PREACH
luc: GOD I HATE MORNING SICKNESS
normoney: gr8, to preggo ladies in one group chat, what could go wrong?
allysin: come at me cunt
blue dinah: did she just call my baby a cunt?
lau: does she even know what that is?
allysin: i know you wouldnt come for me bitch ass
allysin: pregnant ladies can still kick ass
canola: ally come on
canola: we're going to go calm you down
blue dinah: wink wonk
canola: stfu cheenah
allysin: CAN I HAVE CANDY
allysin: KITKATS
canola: babe i already bought you kitkats, and snickers, and hershey bars, and waffles from WH, and brownies,, im omw back
allysin: GOD I FUCKING LOVE YOU
normoney: the right way to treat your pregnant girl😭🙌🏾
canola: i love you too babe
luc: *waits for my girl to do that for me*
luc: *gets my girl's sister to do it for my girl*
lau: IM GOING TO GO CALL MY SiSTER BRB
canola:
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canola: you happy baby?
allysin: VERY GOD BLESS YOUR SOUL
canola: i dont need god, ive got you
allysin: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
allysin: BUT BRB IMMA GO HAM ON DIS SHIT
canola: our child is going to be a banana-loving, junk food craver. but thats okay because if its a mini ally im all for it
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