Ontario: we have been on this journey since the summer of 2015.
Quebec: time sure does fly.
Nova Scotia: fly like the Canadian goose?
Ontario: yes, Nova. Very good. *pats NS on the head*
Quebec: enough of this, let's announce our new years revolutions
Ontario: it's resolution. are you planning a revolution or is it just because English isn't your first language?
Quebec: uhhhhh.... Oui oui! je ne pas parle en anglais!!!
Ontario: oooookay....Let's get started then. Nova? You go first?
Nova Scotia: I am going to cut down on eating lobster.
PEI: I'm not going to read Anne of green gables for an entire year.
Ontario: I'm not going to insult Quebec's stupid little mole for a year.
Quebec: you just insulted it now!
Ontario: well, it's a stupid mole. It's in the way....
Nova: where exactly is this mole?
Quebec: shuttup!
Ontario: what's yours then?
Quebec: more exercise.
New Brunswick: laaaaame. I'm going to stay away from magnetic hill for the year no matter how tempting it gets.
Saskatchewan: I'm not killing a single prairie dog this year.
Alberta: I'm not going to wash my truck.
BC: I'm going to cut my weed consumption in half.
Manitoba: not a single complaint about the mosquitos from me. No way.
Newfoundland: no more kissing the mounted cod on me wall.
Ontario: okay, guys, you know the rules! Last one still standing wins. If you guys survive for an entire year, then we'll do the tie breaker next year. Got it?
Saskatchewan: wasn't this an episode of corner gas?
Alberta: shut up and eat your liquorice, Wanda.
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FanfictionWhile the countries of the world deal with land disputes and keeping England out of the kitchen, the province's and territories of Canada have their own hilarious adventures. Join Nova Scotia, Quebec, Ontario, Alberta, Prince Edward Island, Saskatch...
