Newfoundland: is the screech in, has become one with the screech in, smells slightly fishy due to the screech in.
Nova Scotia: *plays fiddle for the fish and takes it on a date before kissing it.*
PEI: ten years later is married to the fish and has seven kids with it.
New Brunswick: *kisses the fish, shrugs, walks away. The fish did not help her decide whether she liked French or English better, but now she's craving Fries.*
Quebec: his cigarette wouldn't part from his lips long enough for him to do any fish kissing.
Ontario: ew! I'm too spoiled for this.
Alberta: just pretend it's your truck. Just pretend it's your truck. Just pretend it's your truck. Oh god it's squishy.
Saskatchewan: *the sprig of wheat in his mouth got in the way*
BC: I would rather have a blunt to my lips.
Manitoba: *throws the fish at Ottawa, resulting in a giant throw-fish-at-Ottawa party*
Newfoundland: *prays for his brethren*
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Ehtalia Crack!
FanfictionWhile the countries of the world deal with land disputes and keeping England out of the kitchen, the province's and territories of Canada have their own hilarious adventures. Join Nova Scotia, Quebec, Ontario, Alberta, Prince Edward Island, Saskatch...
