British Columbia: 420 blaze it I like totem poles and kayaks idk.
Alberta: TAAAAAAAAARRRRR SANDS! *john cena theme plays*
Saskatchewan: *the constant image of wheat blowing in a soft breeze*
Manitoba: oh bother.
Ontario: I'm simply the best fuck yeah Tim Hortons never leave me queque not ever omg cats!
Quebec: *french music plays* Justin Trudeau is so sexy *celine Dion in the distance* omg English people suck.
New Brunswick: .-. *garbled screaming*
Nova Scotia: *fiddle playing in the distance* woo kitchen party everybody is invited oh yes!
Prince Edward Island: *the Sasquatch song on repeat*
Newfoundland: *constant screaming* *newfoundlander garbles*
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Ehtalia Crack!
FanfictionWhile the countries of the world deal with land disputes and keeping England out of the kitchen, the province's and territories of Canada have their own hilarious adventures. Join Nova Scotia, Quebec, Ontario, Alberta, Prince Edward Island, Saskatch...
